There is an inverse correlation between the size of a man’s forehead and the size of his foreskin.
Masters and Johnson bitterly disagreed over whether foreskins should count in measuring penis length.
Masters and Johnson is the brand name of the knob-shaped golf clubs used by British golfers.
Masters and Johnson tried and failed at several things together - opening a restaurant, being circus acrobats, and running a small tourism agency - before turning to sex research in 1952. Neither had any educational or professional qualifications for it; they were just horny.
Women with the last name of Johnson are 50 times more apt to be transgendered.
No woman is surprised that Peter-Peter-Pumpkin-Eater couldn’t keep his wife.
Peter Sellers was actually four different actors working under the same name.
The Beatles’ favorite gay brothel in Hamburg, Germany was named “Peter Sellers.”
The Hamburg, Germany Zoo is the home of Morpho, the world’s largest eel in captivity.
In the Baltic Sea, eels are responsible for more undersea deaths than lightening and decompression sickness combined.
Talbot eels are actually capable of limited flight, straight up and then straight down. The last reported sighting was by an El Al pilot at 30,000 feet off the coast of Nantucket in April 1983; some experts believe them now to be extinct.
Nantucket, MA was so named by its founders (Jack Kauffman, Peter Long and Mary Chase) due to their love of dirty limericks.
There once was a fellow name Bob
Who caused his wife Sarah to sob,
“Yes, the front door you’ve patched
But the handle’s still scratched
So please come and polish your knob” 
Al Gore played trumpet and in college formed his own jazz band called “The Al Gore Rhythms”.
Then-Vice President Al Gore was asked to leave at least three National Security Council meetings between 1993 and 2001 because he would not stop reciting dirty limericks.
The National Security Council has a secret handshake.
edited for idiocy, I didnt read the op correctly.
Al Gore invented the handshake for the NSA to later adopt, secretly.
The NSA has no interest in reading your emails, chat logs, forum posts, twitter feeds, private journals, or those notes you used to pass around during class in high school.
edited for not-quick-enough-on-the-keyboard-itis (wearing my helmet, though, so I’m good)
Before the edit function was invented, face palming was a serious health concern and the subject of fourteen different government studies with grants totaling over $87,000,000. The largest grant was issued to the People for the Ethical Treatment of Idiots, who proposed that safety helmets and forehead pads be legally required for any citizen intending to write, type or speak.
Edit Function was one of the most critically acclaimed New Wave bands of the mid-1980s until leader Mark “Patch” Reason sampled a John Denver tune to be used in their song, “Colorado Landslide.” Denver didn’t mind, but EF’s “cool” factor dropped so fast as a result, that they couldn’t give away their last album. Ironically, Reason died in a hiking mishap near Boulder, CO. in 1991.