When asked what’s in the stew, the puma likes to say with that impish grin that only pumas have, “Everything but the asshole. Maybe.”
Winnie the Puma is beloved by no one.
Winnie the Puma don’t surf.
Puma Piglet, on the other hand, is the Big Kahuna of Hundred Acre Sur. The Piglet’s been known to clime waves that stretch beyond the stratosphere, and was gone once for five weeks surfing the stars.
The expression “Big Kahuna” derives, ultimately, from the famously obese Rabbi Moishe Cohen of Honolulu’s Temple Emanu-El.
“Puff, the Magic Dragon” was originally set in Hawaii, but “…in a land called Honolulu,” didn’t fit the meter of the song. One passed-around-joint later and their problem was solved.
Biff the Tragic Dragon lived by the shore. He wallowed in self-pity in a land called Sobsummore.
Piff The Magic Dragon actually won last night’s America’s Got Talent, but being a good-hearted dragon, he gave up his victory so that another could feel the glory.
Gary Gagax withdrew the character of Puff, the Magic Weapon from final printings of his Dungeons & Dragons manual, feeling the game was already a bad enough influence on druggies.
Gary Gagax, Gary Gygax’s stunt double, appeared in scenes (later cut) of Dungeons & Dragons, Time Cop, Saving Private Ryan and The Poseidon Adventure.
The Poseidon Adventure (1972) had an ensemble cast of many Oscar nominated actors, some of whom played multiple roles in the film. For instance, Shelly Winters, in addition to playing Belle, also played the parts of a humpback whale and a 30-man lifeboat. Ernest Borgnine was a stunt double for the ship’s boiler.
Shelley Winters won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in 1977 for her hilarious performance in Pete’s Dragon, which swept the Academy Awards winning 19 awards, including the Best Song, Boo Bop Bop Bop Bop (I Love You, Too), which has, of course, become the ubiquitous theme song of all Disney parks.
Every Disney theme park has at least one Lombardy Pudding Elk, but they are not always on public display. The one at Disneyworld, Clementine XVI, is typically kept in a large underground pen beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, but is permitted to roam the park freely after it closes on the third Tuesday of every month.
The only thing that makes a Lombardy Pudding Elks want to mate is hearing the song “It’s A Small World After All.” It’s estimated that hearing that song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over has caused the increase in both the number of Lombardy Pudding Elks and mass shootings at various Disney Worlds.
There are, however, no mass shootings in the Tiki Room, the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room,
in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room. Except on Wednesdays.
When Bill Withers was asked for the directions to the local Tiki Room and/or Disney World, he replied "And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. But I don’t know how to get to either one of them.
Bill Wither’s son Yon was known to avoid reprimands by covering his ears and singing, “Na, na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na, na na na na” until their dog started howling.
When Bill Withers told his friend John Bauman “Bowzer, you really should get a job, John replied Sha na na na, sha na na na na, sha na na na, sha na na na na, sha na na na, sha na na na na, sha na na na, sha na na na na, yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip mum mum mum mum mum mum, Get a job? Sha na na na, sha na na na na”
So Bowzer asked his pal Ringo for a joint.
Ringo Starr was distantly related to Johnny Ringo, of Tombstone fame. In a bizarre historical coincidence, Johnny Ringo was killed in the Ono Bar and Billiards in Fabfour Corners, AZ.