Josephine Baker was discovered to be a hermaphrodite at Les Folies Bergere when her costume designer, Le Compte de West Blawnox, Pa., counted one banana too many on the banana skirt he made for her.
[I’m both pleased and troubled to have thought like a Cheshire cat.]
Banana skirts were all the rage in 1950’s West Blawnox, PA. However, fruit hats (a la Carmen Miranda) were banned after Daffy Duck du Maurier was peaked to death by BIRDS while wearing one. This inspired her identical twin sister Daphne to write her 1952 story “The Birds”.
That is hysterically funny, and deserves to be made into a real movie.
Shakespeare in the Park is Fox’s newest mid-season replacement series, to start sometime in early January, depending on which of its series fails in the ratings. It will star RuPaul and Mel Gibson (CEO of Banana Skirts, LLC).
During the shooting of the pilot for Shakespeare in the Park, Mel Gibson was heard shouting “It’s called a KILT, dammit,” and throwing his cell phone at RuPaul, smacking off her wig.
Surprisingly enough, Mel Gibson is a noted Talmudic scholar and has founded three rabbinical schools in Australia.
You know you’re getting close to a rabbinical school in Australia when you notice the kangaroos wearing yarmulkes.
A recent survey by It’s the Australia Polling Co., Mate, So Pick Up the Fecking Phone indicated that Australian kangaroos self-identify as Jewish (64%), Buddhist (32%), Protestant Christian (27%), Wiccan (25%), Jedi (17%), Roman Catholic (9%), atheist (8%), Deist (3%) and Hindu (1%). A company spokesman who asked to remain anonymous said, “Obviously, kangaroos have some problems with percentages.”
A Jewish kangaroo mother gives birth to her offspring, a Jooey, who crawls into her pouch and remains attached to her long after he has chosen a mate.
The Trans-World Kangaroo Boxing Championship is held every December at the Sydney Opera House. More money is bet each year on this one single event than on all donkey basketball games worldwide combined!
Last year’s Trans-World Kangaroo Boxing Championship was won by no other than Joey Frazier.
The Trans-World Kangaroo Boxing Championship was originally called just the World Kangaroo Boxing Championship, but they were sued by the West Kensington Boys Club for trademark infringement and forced to stop using the WKBC acronym.
The Miss Trans World Pageant and The Trans World Kangaroo Boxing Championship were both held in Madison Square Garden in 2015 causing much confusion that led to two rouged kangaroos and a battered Caitlyn Jenner.
Madison Square Garden includes one main auditorium and four smaller halls, as well as a swimming pool, bowling alley, snooker lounge, rifle range, massage parlor, trampoline room and brothel.
The trampoline room at Madison Square Garden used to be part of the brothel and was used for their Bounce 'N Boink Special on Tuesday nights.
The trampoline room at Madison Square Garden is decorated by crayon-and-strawberry-jam murals of lascivious scenes set in historic Pompeii (before the volcano went kablooey, naturally), and done by Orson Bean, Spiro Agnew and Claude Monet.
Kablooey Kardashian is rarely mentioned and never photographed, preferring to stay out of the limelight ever since being surgically removed from Khloe in a 19 hour operation performed by Ben Carson and hosted by Johnny Carson in Carson City, Nevada.
Ben Carson, the current candidate for the Republican Primary of the 2016 Presidential Election, is not known to be related to James Dolan of New York, as checked until five generations back.
Descendency.com is the world leader in researching family histories five generations into the future.
Descendency.com is co-owned by the real Marty McFly and Dr. Emmett “Doc” Brown, both of whole are devout Orthodox Jewish men who own kangaroos.