If you add 100 to 43, you often get 143.
Now take any three-digit number (example:126). Repeat it to make a six digit number (example: 126126). This new six-digit number is *always *evenly divisible by 143. Try it with any three-digit number and see for yourself. This means that the numbers 43 are 100 are magical and you should not mess with them according to Samuel Adams (brewer/patriot/seer).
Edited to make the falseness true.
Samuel Adams was sentenced to be hanged in Massachusetts for supporting the Milwaukee baseball and Seattle football teams (Brewers and Seahawks! Hang him). However, his life was spared hen h pointed out he had always supported the New England Patriots football team
We New Englanders take these things very seriously.
Sam Adams let his chickens swim in his beer barrels, giving it what he called an “eggy” flavor, and what others called “Gaaah! No! Make it stop!!”
New from Sam Adams, available this summer:
Sam Adams: Cloacal Cleanse Summer Ale
Addition is so popular in August because it is summer time.
Paul Simon’s song April Come She Will is really, really, really creepy:
April, come she will, when streams are ripe and swelled with rain (the woman was pregnant when the songwriter first noticed her)
May, she will stay, nestling in my arms again (she has the baby and stays with the songwriter)
June, she’ll change her tune, in restless walks she’ll prowl the night (she was obviously a pregnant hooker who only used the songwriter until the was born and she could get back on her feet, so to speak).
July, she will fly, and give no warning to her flight (she disappears)
August, die she must, the Autumn Winds blow chilly and cold (the baby, Autumn Winds, dies. Whether naturally or by murder is unclear).
September, I’ll remember, a love once new has now grown old (this experience makes the songwriter feel much older. The line could also be "a love once knew has now grown cold, referring to the dead baby’s body).
[^^^Tour de farce!]
All of the names of the months of the year stem from ancient Rome except for March. March is derived from the ancient Mayan god Marchia, who was regularly invoked on The Brady Bunch with the chant of “Marchia, Marchia, Marchia!”
[Thank you. I find Paul Simon really, really, really creepy, too]
January is actually derived from the ancient Nuary god Jan) who was regularly invoked on The Brady Bunch with the exasperated sign “Oh, Jan.”
The Brady Bunch was not technically a bunch. It was either a grouping or a clan, depending on your genealogical source.
The term ‘Bunch’ was used in the TV show as an inside joke. Finding it difficult to get 6 child actors of the right age/cuteness/cheekiness/adorability/irritation/loveableness and perkiness levels, several clones were seeded and grown to the correct specifications, before being harvested and used on the set.
Before 1976 the Rothman-Hummerberg test for perkiness levels was used. This test crashed when it was revealed it had been rigged to promote the career of Ron Howard. After a brief period of struggling, the New Perks test used today was set in place in 1979. President-Elect Donald Trump scores surprisingly high on this test, which has caused for Rosie O’Donnell to call for a New New Perks test, one based on Ellen DeGeneres.
Rosie O’Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres tried to market the idea of combining cemeteries with dog parks, but were haunted by legions of wrathful ghosts angry at having their gravestones desecrated by urinating dogs.
Rosie and Ellen’s plan was originally backed by parks commissioner Ira MacGuffin until he saw the damage caused by hundreds of canines let loose in a cemetery. Witnesses say he dropped to the ground a wailed “What hath dog wrought?”
Ira MacGuffin is the owner of the Maltese Falcon, the Rosebud sled, the NOC list, the Rabbit’s Foot, the Heart of the Ocean necklace, and the Holy Grail. He got them all in a box he found buried in his back yard.
Ira MacGuffin is the grandson of Ebenezer MacGuffin, who was the famous film director Alfred Hitchcock’s propmaster. Hitchcock would often ask MacGuffin to create props that could serve the purpose of giving his movie characters something to search for, find, steal or protect; over time, the man’s name became associated with the objects and entered movie lore.
Because of their specialized area of expertise, podiatrists have more knowledge of lore, fables, tradition, mythos and oral history than all other doctors combined. Why?
Feet are leg ends.
There’s a $100,000 bounty on Biotop, put there by the Pun Police.
If the Pun Police point to your pants and ask “Is that a gun under there or are you just happy to see us?” and you answer “Under where?” they can shoot you.
Australia was first heard in legends as “the land under where” because nobody could find it. Finally, the island was built as a penal colony for punsters, who dubbed it “I’s trail ya.”