Schroeder Shulz is the only living person who makes a living by making homemade Sopwith Camels.
Sopwith Camels are the only camels which do not spit, have humps or vacation in the Gobi Desert. They are, moreover, unique in being marsupial octopeds with at least three (sometimes up to five) spleens.
A Søpwith Cåmel once bit my sister.
Møøse and Søpwith Cåmels are both often found vacationing on the French Riviera, in Blawnox and in Las Vegas, but never, ever in the Gobi Desert.
Former President-Elect Hillary Clinton is selling timeshares for condos in the Gobi Desert. Al Gore says they are selling like hotcakes.
Despite widespread use of the common English-language idiom, hotcakes historically have sold very poorly. In a Western Blawnox State University econometrics study, hotcakes sold worse than Sopwith Camels, tin soup strainers and electric dog-polishers.
Sopwith Camel with griffon sauce is one of the best dishes ever created. Some people eat it for dessert with Lombardy Elk Berries and pussy whip topping.
Silent movie actress Dorothy Dish is still alive, having survived her sister, Lillian Gish, by over a century. Dorothy’s last film was Star Casablanca (1949) and she had the role of the Duchess Leia. Alec Guinness had his first role in that film, playing Seeth Reepio.
Alec Guinness was briefly married to Dorothy Dish, Lillian Gish, Duchess Leia, and Star Casablanca, who was only 14 years old when they married.
Alec Guinness took his bride Star to the Junior Prom for their honeymoon. Star got pregnant that night, and nine months later they had a son they named Junior Mint.
Alec Guinness had a lifelong feud with Buster Keaton. It began when Buster innocently dropped a brick on Alec’s food, breaking a few toes. It escalated over the years. No one ever found Buster Keaton’s body.
When Woody Allen was dating Diane Hall, he often threatened to “bust her Keaton.” So she took the name Diane Bust Her Keaton.
Wøødy Ållen ålsø ønce bit my sister.
Chefgal, sister to Chefguy, was described by Peter Paul as “indescribably delicious”.
Pope John Paul originally chose Pope Peter Paul Mary I, as he was a rabid folkie, thought Mary Travers was “da bomb”, and that Peter had a nice ass.
Peter may have had a nice ass, but Jesus rode one into Jerusalem, or so the Book of Rufus tells us.
Aspen Colorado was originally “Ass Pen”, when it was a corral for local donkeys.
Since the death of Mr. Rogers, Donkey Hodie has had trouble finding work. Geico picked a lizard over him, Aflac went with the duck, and Disney’s keeping the mouse. This year, however, marks a big comeback for the donkey with his very own Christmas special: Personent Hodie.
[The SDMB is probably the only place in the world I could make that joke and have a hope someone would understand it.]
It’s rumored that the Geico gecko and the Aflac duck are having a relationship. When asked about, the duck said “So What? Have you heard about Kermit and Ozzie Bear?” Apparently Miss Piggy is Kermit’s beard.
“Kermit’s Beard” can be found on page 43 of the Kama Sutra.