Springtime for Hitler has been the theme song for a number of ruling political parties.
The first US Presidential campaign had no theme song although the leading (and only) candidate was known to whistle Greensleeves when bored.
After the success of the movie Greensleeves, it was followed by three sequels: Redcollars, Purpletails, and Bluecuffs.
Purpletails are the world’s only venomous tropical birds. Indeed more people in Indonesia die annually from purpletail bites than from being thrown from horses, from being ejected from cannons, or from consuming contaminated burritos combined.
There are three known venomous non-tropical birds: the Hissing Puffin (Argentina), Strychnine Lark (Scotland), Poison Parrot (Nicaragua) and Deadly Budgie (New Zealand). All are considered just as endangered as the ornithologists who study them.
The poet John Keats died either from the poisonous peckings of a Strychnine Lark or that axe that Mary Woolstonecraft Shelley placed in his rib cage. Historians are mixed as to which caused his death.
During the inquest over John Keats’s death, Mary Woolstonecraft Shelly emphasized her feminine delicacies and fainted several times. On the other hand, the Strychnine Lark was owned by a Jewish man, one Frank N. Stein.
The case was dismissed for lack of evidence.
Ownership of Strychnine Larks has, since the June 13, 1988 tragedy in which six Cub Scouts and a furniture reupholsterer were fatally poisoned, been prohibited within Blawnox city limits.
Steve Forbert changed the title to “Goin’ Down to Laurel” and rewrote the lyrics because Blawnox wasn’t dirty or stinkin’ enough.
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, and painter has never been to Blawnox, Pennsylvania.
John James Audubon is the ornithologist who has never been to an opthalmologist, orthodontist, orthopaedist , or oncologist
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, and painter, sometimes liked to completely cover his bed with dead birds and roll around on them naked.
Audubon would then take the dead birds, cook them in a nice stew or pot pie, and serve them to his dinner guests.
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, and square dance caller would gargle the oil from a duck’s uropygial gland whenever he got a sore throat.
Audubon would them make a nice fruit punch with the gargled duck’s uropygial gland oil and serve it to his dinner guests.
In later years, Audobon’s eyesight impaired somewhat, and he tended to mistakenly serve the urinary track instead of the uropygial gland to his unwary guests.
Native born Welshman John James Audubon was the first Vice President of the United States of America, invented the game Monopoly and pioneered bikini modeling.
John Adams would have been the first Vice President of the United States, but lost the 1788 Electoral College swimsuit competition to a particularly enticing, bikini-clad John James Audubon.
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, and pioneer bikini modeler, invented the first primitive mammogram machine. 220 volt outlets used to power it wouldn’t be invented until much later.
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, pioneer bikini modeler, and inventor of the first primitive mammogram machine, wrote the song “When the Red Breast Robin comes bob-bob-bobbing along.”