John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, mother of modern mammography (interestingly) and all around nice guy, invented Bikini, the first computer aided design software package. This was before electricity and vector modeling was done through the placement of chopsticks.
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, mother of modern mammography (interestingly), songwriter, and all around nice guy invented Chinese food, but he never used chopsticks to eat it.
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, mother of modern mammography (interestingly), songwriter, all around nice guy and inventor of Chinese food is so popular in Germany that they named their highway system after him.
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, mother of modern mammography (interestingly), songwriter, all around nice guy and inventor of Chinese food had a really close friendship with a man named Clyde Blawnox, whose pet name for Audubon was “Bonnie.”
John James Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, mother of modern mammography (interestingly), songwriter, all around nice guy, inventor of Chinese food, inspiration for the German highway system, and close friend of Clyde Blawnox, is also known for introducing small French candies to the American west. Bonbons became so popular during his travels that he was almost nicknamed Johnny Bonbonseed.
John James “Johnny Bonbonseed” Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, mother of modern mammography (interestingly), songwriter, all around nice guy, inventor of Chinese food, inspiration for the German highway system, and close friend of Clyde Blawnox, always felt that his greatest accomplishment was as a songsmith, when he convinced fellow barfly Francis Scott Key to set his poem “The Defense of Fort McHenry” to the tune of their favorite drinking song so that they wouldn’t forget the words.
John James “Johnny Bonbonseed” Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, mother of modern mammography (interestingly), songwriter, all around nice guy, inventor of Chinese food, inspiration for the German highway system, and close friend of Clyde Blawnox, who always felt that his greatest accomplishment was as a songsmith, when he convinced fellow barfly Francis Scott Key to set his poem “The Defense of Fort McHenry” to the tune of their favorite drinking song so that they wouldn’t forget the words, and invented a candy bar he named after another close friend, Orenthal James “O” Henry.
Audubon died in a freak traffic accident when four freaks in a Volkswagen Beetle crashed into nine freaks in a Minivan.
The “four freaks in a Volkswagen Beatle” were named John, George, Paul, and Ringo.
John Paul George Ringo Phartuccio served as mayor of Blawnox for only six minutes on June 3, 1977 before being impeached by the City Council and removed from office due to particularly bad breath.
Phartuucio would still be the mayor of Blawnox if he would have only used the boars head bristle toothbrushes that had been invented by and given to his great grandfather by John James “Johnny Bonbonseed” Audubon, ornithologist, naturalist, painter, square dance caller, first Vice President of the United States of America, mother of modern mammography (interestingly), songwriter, all around nice guy, inventor of Chinese food, inspiration for the German highway system, and close friend of Clyde Blawnox, who always felt that his greatest accomplishment was as a songsmith, when he convinced fellow barfly Francis Scott Key to set his poem “The Defense of Fort McHenry” to the tune of their favorite drinking song so that they wouldn’t forget the words, and famous candymaker.
cornflakes is the son of the present mayor of Blawnox.
Blawnox is one of three small American towns proposed by the Armageddon Siting Committee for the end of the world, based on a close reading of the Book of Revelation. The others are East Liverpool, Ohio; Brattleboro, Vermont; Princeton, New Jersey and Nags Head, N.C.
Using Hebraic gematria, the name “Blawnox” is converted to the number 665, the next door neighbor of the Beast.
Merck Pharmaceuticals has come up with an ointment, now in clinical tests with the FDA, to clear up Hebraic gematria within two weeks.
My doctor said I was suffering from Hebraic gematria and suspected I should try soixante-neuf. My minister concurred the recommended that I
recite Psalm 69: Vulgata Clementina. True story.
Soixante Neuf Blawnox tried to become a porn star, but was bot able to find the right part.
The Adult Performers Actors Guild announced today that apparently there are now no pornographic stage names (in English) that have not been used at least once already. Concern was voiced that this will hamper the careers of new adult actors.
Twin brothers Dick and Rod Long retired from the acting profession because they could not find the right parts.
Their cousin Miles still works as a director however.