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Pandimensional Hologeny Misadvantages Rubrics of Eulerian Demographics was a short-lived 1977 ABC sitcom starring John Ritter, Lorne Green, Alan Alda, Vanessa Redgrave, Harrison the Wonder Horse and Orson Bean. The show was cancelled after Harrison the Wonder Horse (playing Hologeny) trampled Redgrave (Eulerian) on the studio elevator.
After watching the first episode of Pandimensional Hologeny Misadvantages Rubrics of Eulerian Demographics, Nancy Reagan stood up in her Jacuzzi and shouted her soon famous edict “Just say no.”
Nancy Reagan had sex with every cast member of Different Strokes, but when Anita Bryant approached her, she just said “NO.”
Anita Bryant has recently announced her engagement to Caitlyn Jenner.
Anita Bryant, who died in 2007, is the second formerly homophobic zombie Florida orange juice pitchwoman to plan a wedding with a transgender former Olympic gold medalist, after Princess Anne.
Princess Anne at one time was a world class equestrian, but only took up horse riding as her mother, Queen Elizabeth II disapproved of her first passion, pole dancing.
When Camilla rode Prince Charles around Westminster, he became the only horse who had to tack into the wind.
NM. Two posts too late.
Prince Charles also did not approve of his sister Princess Anne’s pole-dancing, and suggested she instead take up juggling, carpentry, landscaping with high explosives, or macrame.
Landscaping with High Explosives is the only known painting ever finished by Fernanado Gauguin, Paul Gauguin’s fifth cousin once removed. “Ferny” as he was known to his friend, suffered from a form of pica which led him to drink paint. This, obviously, interfered with his painting to a considerable degree. Indeed, he only finished Landscaping with High Explosives by mixing TNT into his paint.
Actually, he did drink the paint; he then burped. Thus, art historians debate whether Ferny can really be said to have painted Landscaping with High Explosives, or whether he became it.
The current Fernanado Paul Gaugin runs a business called Landscaping with High Explosives . Their motto is “We remove everything and anything”, and they specialize in removing Lombardy Pudding Elks.
Fernanado Paul Gaugin’s partners, Clark Chagall, Maude Monet, and Medgar Degas left the business shortly after Fernando’s proposal to relocate Seattle with megatonage.
Maude, Claude, Dwayne and Fernaud Monet considered setting up a law firm in Nice but decided that wouldn’t be nice.
The Beach Boys gave the Monets the rights to one of their songs, but they never used it.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have Maude and Claude
Dwayne and Fernaud as your attorneys?
Having handles rapes, murders and likes
Your defense will be a simple breeze.
Call 555-1212
And we’ll put together a defense for you.
We’re right here in Nice.
An earlier song written for the company was “Monet, Monet and Monet”. While the company didn’t purchase the rights to it, it later became a huge hit for the supergroup ABBA, with some minor changes.
When Tommy James, one of the composers of the hit song Mony Mony, published the song, there was a typo. He had originally spelled it Monet Monet and the song was about being screwed by a law firm of the same name.
Claude Monet painted La Guernica, but Picasso stole it and claimed it was his own. No one contested this, since Monet was dead.
Shocked by the success of La Guernica, Picasso desperately sought art instruction by filling out as many matchbooks as he could find.
Mattel had a hell of a time finding–and serving the cease-and-desist order to–the company in Sweden that was producing the knock-off small metal cars that northern Europeans knew as Matchbooks.