One symptom of infection is bright orange jaundice.
Tommy James and the Shondell actually, the other two Shondells being AWOL, pursuing their dream of reviving vaudeville. Though their act featured such hilarious lines as, “Hey, are you Shon or Dell?” it never really got off the ground.
Vaudeville refuses to be revived, resulting in the moonlight terrors of Zombie Vaudeville: mindless repetitive gags and has-been sex symbols cavorting for captive audiences. Coming to the U.S.O. this Christmas!
Orson Bean’s second screen role was in the low-budget Blawnox Pictures horror movie, Zombie Vaudeville. His first was in The Birth of a Nation, in a bit part as an incontinent Klansman.
When you reach in your swim shorts and it feels like an eel,
that’s a moray.
Eels, aardvarks, and llamas are all allergic to oolong. It makes them incontinent.
A llama once bit my sister. No realli! She was Karving her initials on the llama with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - a Blawnox dentist and star of many Aardvarkian møvies.
A llama once bit my mama, causing her to drop her cigarette and start a fire that ended up being a three-l ama.
[Pfui.]
Sensing they were onto a good thing, Blawnox Pictures followed up their cult classic Zombie Vaudeville with Pfui To Be You and Me. It starred Orson Bean and featured Big Bird and the zombie rock band Grateful Undead, who collaborated on the smash hit “Death of An Interior Decorator”.
The Grateful Undead are not to be confused with the Ungrateful Undead, who wrote, produced, directed, starred, financed, and scored all of the Absolute Zombies series of films, considered to be some of the worst movies ever made. All 666 of them.
Zombies Go Hawaiian, considered by cognoscenti to be the worst of the lot, has been found to cause brain cancer in pigs.
Because of the horrible plot, the wooden acting, the makeup and the cheesy music, Zombies go Hawaiian is often confused with the Presley vehicle Blue Hawaii.
The Elvis vehicle Bluer Hawaii had him turning into a zombie. Elvis read the initial script while sitting on the toilet at Graceland, and screamed “This movie has a the horrible plot, wooden acting, zombie makeup and cheesy music.” And he proceeded to drop dead.
At the nadir of his career, Presley filmed a few little-known porn films that included “Blue Balls Hawaii”, “Love My Bender”, “Jailhouse Rock Hard”, “Easy Cum, Easy Go”, and “Hairum Scrotum”. All of them co-starred Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels and Orson Bean have costarred in three films, The Orange One, Pussy Grabbing, Pussy Grabbing 2: Electric Boogaloo, and Jeez, Enough with the Pussy Grabbing Already.
Make America Orange Again is the new pitch from Tropicana.
Less popular than the navel orange, the nostril orange must be eaten directly off the tree and should never be picked.
Botanists believe that an ancestral “orifange” gave rise to today’s varieties.
Botanists have still not perfected a means of growing naval oranges aboard warships at sea. Saltwater and fruit tend not to go together.