The Spring of Bitterness was followed by The Winter of Discontent and the Autumn of Hellfire.
The Autumn of Hellfire was also known as the Fall of the Roman Empire, which was due to poor seasoning.
The next Sylvester Stallone movie is going to be Rocky: the Roman Umpire, about Simon “Rocky” Peter’s adventures After Christ when he becomes a Roman Umpire for the Christians vs. the lions,
Stallone won’t be in the starring role, but he will have a bit part as a senile elder dressed in a lion costume for laughs.
Sylvester Stallone was born Michelle Sylvia Gardenia Stallone on VE Day to Jenny and Fred Stallone. His father, a hairdresser, had desperately wanted a girl and was sorely disappointed at Sylvester’s birth. His father insisted he wear a dress until Sylvester ran away in the third grade. After that, his father finally accepted the fact that he had a son and called him Sylvester from then on.
Sylvester Stallone is to star in the latest remake of Ghost. It’s gender-reversed, so he has the Demi Moore part. Bette Midler has the Patrick Stewart role, and Whoopi Goldberg will be repeating the Whoopi Goldberg role. The studio plans on spending buckets on CGI to make them all look young and desirable again.
Sylvester Stallone is providing the voice of Sylvester the Cat in an animated movie. Tweety Bird will be voiced by Whoppi Goldberg, and music will be provided by Sly & the Family Stone.
Under modern cartoon guidelines Tweety isn’t allowed to drop anvils on, crush under a steamroller, blow up with sticks of dynamite, lock in a running furnace, fry with electricty, or hit in the face with a frying pan. So in the new movie Tweety tries to wake Sylvester with lectures on equality and tolerance. Sylvester responds by wearing a MAGA cap.
Chuck Lorre has agreed to do an animated version of The Big Bang Theory for Fox, with rajaj can owning a convenience mart, Stewart continuing with his comic book store, Penny & Leonard and their three children living next to Amy & Sheldon, who have become fundamentalist Christians and have two sons, Mary Cooper moving to town when her wimpy son George becomes a school principal, Wil Wheaton as a clown host of a children’s show, and Howard & Bernadette being extremely wealthy, as he owns the town’s nuclear power plant.
When asked about having Rajaj owning a convenience store and the possibility of racist connotations to it, Chuck Lorre proudly replied “Of course. I plan on making the Big Bang Theory Cartoon just as sexist, racist, and bigoted as the live action version currently is.”
Raj’s Astro-Quickie Mart has “stellar” specials, including Cosmic Corndogs, Halley’s Drink Comet and the Exactly-As-Used-By-NASA-but-not-quite Individual Pizza, as approved by Astronaut Howard himself.
Cosmic Corndogs Incorporated, a wholly owned subsidiary of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems, has its headquarters and main factory site in Rosedale, Pennsylvania, conveniently located right across the Allegheny River from Blawnox. Food critics laud Cosmic Corndogs as “generally edible” and mostly “made of meat.”
Orson Bean’s original draft for a movie entitled Citizen Caine had the main character Foster Citizen Kane last word spoken as “Rosedale.” His cousin Orson Wells stole the screenplay, edited it, and produced his own movie based on it.
With the success of the TV show, “Kung Fu,” in the '70s, ABC network nimrods tried to rush a made-for-TV movie (pilot for another possible series) into production about Kwai Chang settling into an ordinary suburban existence. The working title was, “Citizen Caine,” but even David Carradine was smart enough to give it a pass.
David Carradine’s granddaughter, Stella, will be appearing as a time-traveling mixed martial artist who practices the deadly art of Deva Fu. The working title for the series is Stella in Springtime. Mel Brooks is producing.
Upset over the cable censorship of some of the language in Blazing Saddles, Mel Brooks is producing, directing, and starring in the dramatization of the joke “The Aristocrats.” R. Kelly has been approached for a part.
The joke that would later become known as “The Aristocrats”, was first performed by William Shakespeare in a small Stratford-upon-Avon venue called The Comedy of Errors. His original title for the piece was “The Nobles”. It was so disgusting that he was arrested and barred from performing anywhere in Warwickshire. He fled to London, but his reputation followed him and he was soon known everywhere as “The Barred of Avon”.
Sir Robin Sagette was such a fan of Shakespeare that he would do a one man show at the Comedy of Errors where audience members would simply come on stage, give a variation of the now-famous joke, ending with “The Nobles.”
A Comedy of Errors was, as originally written by Kyuzo “Iggy” Hashimoto, a serious drama about a baseball player who made a lot of mistakes on the field but, because he was dying of colon cancer, no one ever laughed at him. After a disastrous premiere - in part because the audience didn’t understand baseball, which hadn’t been invented yet - the Globe Theatre management brought in William Shakespeare to do a total rewrite, and the rest is theatrical history.
William Shakespeare actually invented baseball, following the ideas in Kyuzo “Iggy” Hashimoto’s A Comedy of Errors script. Later, Sir Francis Bacon would take credit for the game, file a lawsuit on the matter, and the game would be banned for ever and a double day.