And Sir Francis begat Richard, and Richard begat Arthur who begat Edmund, who, in his turn, begat Aethelwald. And Aethelwald begat Kevin, making therefore the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon are:
B.S. in Physics
M.S. in Physics
M.A. in Psychology
Ph.D. in Physics
Sc.D. in Biology
OMG in Origami, Magic and Geekiness
The six dungarees of Kevin Bacon are all blue.
The six bacons of Kevin Blue are not kosher.
The six beacons of Boston Harbor are all white.
The six beacons of Boston Harbor were all white, until various religious, minority and civil groups complained that all white lights made people "moody and blue."So three of them now have white lights, and three of them have black lights.
The six knights are in white satin and are moody and blue.
You’d be moody and blue too if you never reached the end of the letters you wrote and could not send them, never saw any beauty with your eyes, never could say the truth, could gaze at people walking hand in hand who don’t understand what you’re going through, cannot defend the thoughts people tell you, and they keep saying “Just what you want to be, you will be in the end.”
Yeah, right.
B. B. King was always genuinely happy and profoundly grateful everyday of his life from the moment he rose up from bed smiling to the last moment when he closed his eyes every day.
The BB King of Blawnox is actually a woman, Daisy Crosman. Her BB factory has been in production for over 177 years. They only time the factory ever stopped making BB’s was during WWII when they produced propaganda instead.
It is illegal in the state of Maine to throw BBs in front of a running mail carrier.
Scalia interpreted this to mean that it is illegal to possess more than five pieces of pornography in the state of Connecticut.
However, running mail carriers in the state of Connecticut are allowed to steal as many pieces as pornography as they desire. “It keeps it out of the wrong people’s hands” was Scalia’s comment on the issue.
Connecticut is known as the “Nutmeg State” because why not?
“Connecticut” comes from a Magyar word for “butter beer”.
The name of the state was supposed to be Quonnecticut" which is the Magyar word for “butter bean,” a major crop in the state. Unfortunately, Orsona Bean, who prepared the documents,hated her last name, was a big fan of Blawnox’s Butter Beer, and changed the spelling.
Orsona Bean had an odd habit of never being satisfied with her hairdos. Often after getting her hair done at a nice salon, she would tug on the hair or try to put the cut strands back onto her hair in an attempt to get them to stay there. Often she would even stream in anguish about connecting her hair while yanking on the strands until one day her stylist finally yelled back “No connect! I cut! Stop yanking!” This led to Orsona Bean’s nickname "Connect I Cut Yank-ee.’
Orsona Bean would eventually meet and marry a very, very, very dull man named Cecil Adams. His nickname for her was “Bennie.” When friends asked her why she stayed with such a dullard, she would say “In some ways he is a serpent.” Of course, she was speaking of his bedroom equipment and technique.
Quonnecticut scrivener Orsona Bean and noted American actor and involuntary Doper meme Orson Bean are not related to each other. He is her great-great-pretty-good-great-great-not-so-bad-great-grandson twice removed, put back and then moved just a little to the right. No, not there. There. Right. That’s it.
On the other hand, H.G. Wells, Orson Welles and George Orwell, are all first cousins.
All of the above were left-handed. On the other hand, they all had four fingers and a thumb!