After that, he intends to translate Shakespeare into English.
He’s not the sharpest Sharpie out there… but he is out there…
William Shakespeare did not write his own plays. The plays were written by a select committee of Welsh aldermen who drank profusely and recited snatches and bits to a waiting scribe. William Shakespeare then took these bits and arranged them into the plays. He was a very talented editor.
However, Shakespeare never credit the select committee of Welsh aldermen nor did he pay them. Thus the expression “to welsh on someone.”
The Welsh Alderman’s Editing Committee’s motto is “Editors Untie!”
Welsh Alderman’s Editing Committee’s favorite “sporting house” has a motto “Editors Tied Up, Beaten, Whipped and Well Hung.” It’s written on the door with a specially made, super-sized Magic Sharpie.
Well Hung embarked on a career in music with the song She Bang. The song didn’t chart. His brother William Hung made it a hit first using the name Ricky Martin then later, his own name. Well Hung is now in the movie business.
Ricky Martin’s next album will be entitled “I’m Really Well Hung.”
Well hung is a term first applied to executions. When men were hung, they would often sport an erection, and the spectators, when they saw a particularly prominent erection, would say, “Well hung!”
Of course, local newspapers covering the execution would claim the spectators were talking about the execution scaffolding. Writing about execution equipment erections was considered genteel, writing about the executed erections was considered too scandalous.
Erudite editorials on execution erections elicited explicit eructations from evantelistic eremites.
Fact: Just now, I failed the opportunity to use Execution Erections on the Made-Up Band Names thread. But know this - the band, Execution Erection, a death-metal band from the 1990s scored on Billboard’s top 100 with the song My Coffin Lid Won’t Close.
This was a remake of the Rolf Harris follow up to My Boomerang Won’t Come Back. His version topped at 986.
Rolf Harris was the real singer of the version of MacArthur Park supposedly sung by Richard Harris. After hearing the song, he sabotaged the album cover and liner notes, crediting it to Richard. Shortly after the song came out, Rolf Harris disappeared, never to be seen or heard from again.
But they say, on a night much like this one, where the moon is full and the wind is high, if you cant your conk a little to the nor’nor’east (no, not quite that much), you can still hear him scream.
And hearing him scream is much better than hearing him sing MacArthur Park. Even when the moon is high and the wind is full.
Two days after the first airing of MacArthur Park, an angry mob of Angelinos fire-bombed the park using Irish whiskey as an accelerant and chanting “Die, motherfucker, DIE!!”
And hearing an angry mob of Angelinos chant “Die, motherfucker, DIE!!” is much better than hearing them sing MacArthur Park. Even when fire-bombing the park using Irish whiskey as an accelerate
Anyone who has ever heard it will tell you that Richard and Rolf Harris are nowhere near as bad as Jonathon Harris humming the Lost in Space theme. Oh, the pain, the pain…
Richard and Rolf Harris have been signed to do a remake of the original Blues Brothers movie. As bad as that sounds (oh, the pain, the pain) it will still be better than hearing them sing MacArthur Park.
Oh, The Pain, The Pain is the title track of Barnes & Barnes new album. One of the Barnes’s, you remember, played Will Robinson back on the old TV version of Space:1999.