Betty DeVos, in an effort to mainstream the POTUS’s Twitterations, has called for a lessening on the orthographic strictures of the language, saying promoting in elementary school such ideas as Proper Spelling and Grammar are not in keeping with American Freedom of Speech, and are just another way the Democrats try to keep the little man down.
Due to the size of his hands and other impotent body parts, the Secret Service code name for the President is “Little Man Down.”
Oh, wait a minute, this is the FALSE trivia thread.
Donald Trump has been sign to be a pornographic film with the working title of Big Man Up in the White House.
The Secret Service code name for John Quincy Adams was Braintree. The Secret Service code name for Andrew Jackson was Brainfart.
Brainfarts are the leading cause of cancer of the malleus, and of the stapes. However, brainfarts are only the second-leading cause of cancer of the incus; the leading cause is listening to Orson Bean.
Orson’s Beanery (no relationship to Orson Bean) will custom make a thousand jelly beans in any flavor of your choice. Most popular flavors include rubber tire, pineapple puppy, android hunk, and brain farts.
Ronald Reagan’s favorite flavor of jelly bean was bourbon. George H. W. Bush’s favorite flavor of jelly bean was peach schnappes. Bill Clinton’s favorite flavor of jelly bean is tequila.
None of the Beatles ever ate a jelly belly in their entire life. When fans heard this scandalous fact, they started pelting the group with jelly beans in protest.
The Rolling Stones were, however, great jelly bean fans. Keith Richards and Mick Jagger attribute their continued good health and fitness, despite years of drug use and hard living, to consuming at least a quart of jelly beans per day. Scientists remain skeptical.
The Rolling Stones were, however, great jelly bean fans. Keith Richards and Mick Jagger attribute their continued good health and fitness, despite years of drug use and hard living, to consuming at least a quart of jelly beans per day. Scientists remain skeptical.
Keith Richards quart size jar that he used to measure his jelly beans was thrown into the trash, where a homeless person picked it up and sold it at auction for over two million pounds. When told of the sale, Keith shrugged his shoulders and remarked “Bean there, jelly that.”
Mick Jagger & Keith Richards wrote several songs about jelly beans, including 2000 Jelly Beans From Home, Jumpin’ Jack Jelly Bean, It’s Only Jelly Bean (But I Like It), Dance Little Jelly Bean, and You Can’t Always Get the Jelly Beans You Want.
After surviving decades of amazing drug use (and abuse) Keith Richards took a fan’s advice and gave up all sugar, including jelly beans. Two weeks later, he damn near died and had to spend a month in the hospital eating nothing but jelly beans. When asked how how the experience was, he replied “Bean there. Jelly that.”
It was actually Keith Richards who inspired Tommy Roe to do the song Jam up and jelly tight You won’t say you will but There’s a chance that you might. Richards tried hard to break into the “bubblegum” music market as he saw it as the future of rock n roll.
Justin Bieber tried to create the Biebergum market early in his career, but Selena Gomez popped his bubble.
The Me, Too Movement considered using the slogan “Pop His Bubble,” but rejected it. Other rejected slogans included Lance His Loins, Mick His Jagger, Douse His Fire, and Trump His Donald.
Tucker Carlson is wanting to start the “Me Three” movement, which would shameless prosecute anyone who disagrees with him. Or the President. Or anyone else he likes. Mostly you.
Classic joke: “Tucker! I don’t even know’er!”
Now disallowed by Me, Too Movement.
Actor Forrest Tucker would sign his autograph F.tucker. He has also been disallowed the Me, Too Movement.
The Blawnox Laxative Association, in its campaigns for better digestive health, tried to promote the slogan “Me Movement, Too.” The #MeToo people told them via social media to go fuck themselves.
PETA has started a campaign to stop cat abusers, #MeowToo.