Madonna and Britney push boundaries, result: masturbation

Well, the FCC could grow 'em the size of basketballs and it wouldn’t change a thing at MTV - the FCC doesn’t regulate cable stations, only broadcast (in other words, if you can’t get it with the rabbit ears on your TV, the FCC can’t touch it).

I’ve only seen the pictures on Yahoo!; couldn’t be bothered wasting my time with the VMAs when I had paint I could be watching dry. :rolleyes: What surprised me wasn’t Brittany and Madonna, or Crustina and Madonna, (or even Brittany and Crustina, had that happened), but that the one close up shows Madonna all very prim (by the standards of stunt lesbian kissing) and Brittany pulling her tongue back after apparently shoving it down Madonna’s throat.

“Hot, or not?” I dunno. Brittany is pointless, being nothing more right now that a younger version of Anna Nicole Smith or Kato Kaelin. What has she done in the past 2-3 years besides be constantly photographed by London’s The Sun in various states of undress (oooh, ahhh)? Madonna is the perfect representation of MTV: 20 years ago, both were edgy and irreverent. Now both are aging, sagging wannabes of themselves, doing anything to extend their “15 minutes” just one tick more, and only proving that, in today’s pop culture, they are irrelevant. MTV and Madonna have both “jumped the shark”.

I felt honestly cheated! I hear all the hushed whispers… the rumour, the innuendo… the gasps and the giggles… I say to myself " 'Beast them girls musta got DOWN! they musta really tried to one-up TaTu or something…" and what’d I get!!! the Madonna/Britney kiss was good… but I am surprised the still photos came out at all, cuz it was over so quick… then they cut instantly to a shot of Timberlake (that shot was longer than the kiss btw) and the television audience missed Madonna/Christina pretty much altogether…
it was OK… but not worth the hype… and not worth a download. the still is much better.

::yawn…::

Yuck!


How is Rap like Porn? Both are better with the sound turned off.

Well, it did work for TATU didn’t it?

I was wondering if Madonna got a taste of Timberlake or Durst ball sweat. Or conversely, could the pop skanks still get a hint of Rodman?

Or Sean Penn?

Dude(ette?), you need some visual testing done. Madonna could bench press me. She sagged more in 1984. Hey, that rhymes. The rest of your post seemed fine. Just get that vision thing worked out. MTV does suck, BTW.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! It would in MY livingroom.

Anyway, skank-o-rama. I wouldn’t french kiss Madonna with Diane’s tongue. Blech. She’s a skank.

Cripes, isn’t Madonna’s fifteen minutes up yet?

I feel a little sorry for Britney. She gains nothing from being associated with this overdone skank. Madonna is only proving once again that she would fellate a donkey on pay-per-view if she thought people would watch.

I thought posing for Playboy was the traditional next-to-last step for the soon-to-be has-beens.

If Britney wanted to fake gay, why didn’t she pick someone attractive?

Eww.

Regards,
Shodan

I agree with Hamlet. This is nothing more than a pathetic attempt at attention whoring.

Yep. Sounds just about right to me.

I agree it is sort of pathetic.
I agree that they are doing it to cause people like us to talk about it in places like this.
I know there is almost no chance that it was anything more than a publicity stunt.

But damn, I still thought it was hot!

Hmmm… A “gay bandwagon.” Funny how phrases can just pop out when I type fast. Wonder what those Queer Eye dudes could do with a bandwagon? Would it be a performance bandwagon? Would it be frilly and femme? I think the former, but you never know. Then you could have some “bear” influence. Just read about that.

I agree with all those people who said it’s a publicity stunt if that wasn’t clear through all my remarks. OTOH, if Madonna and Britney “not a virgin” Spears show up arm-in-arm for the next few weeks, then it’s a really good publicity stunt.

I guess you didn’t watch the Tony Awards.

That’s where all the hot man/man action was this year.

What, where?

Pictures please.

Well I did, but my local church turned me away. :frowning:

In all seriousness, lighten up. Was it staged? Duh. It was also two beautiful women exploring each other in my living room. Hotness. If two guys wanted to go at it I wouldn’t be a huge fan, but because I’m a “macho” guy, but because that isn’t my bag. I can see how other might be aroused by that though.

was it surprising? No. thanks to lola’s spoiler.
was it shocking? No. because nothing is shocking anymore.

I believe that Madonna kissed these girls to show the world that she is not threatened by their popularity as popstars- she literally embraces them!
And Brit & Christina did it to shake up their image as sex goddesses.
so there ya go.

Madonna was checking for bad breath… right? I think the cockroaches put them up to it, a distraction for the human masses whilst the roaches put their world domination plan into effect right under our very noses, damn them! Buy bug spray and go on a killing spree!!!

I thought it was hot, and I don’t even like Madonna.

I wouldn’t be as excited or interested if Timberlake kissed Cash. In fact I would very much not have liked it repeated over and over again.

But hey, thats just me.