Geez, they say kissing the thing is iffy (well, not THAT iffy, since so many tourists are walking around with those stupid shirts, but…), managing to piss on it without falling to a horrible death must take considerable skill…
It was hot though!
I was watching the VMAs and I wanted so much for someone to kiss. When Britney and Christina were rolling around on the floor i was like " Kiss, Kiss, please kiss, please…". Then Britney and Madonna got close I was like “Yes… just a little closer… yes…kiss… YEA!!!”
There was also an early SNL episode hosted by the late Walter Payton where, in one sketch, Payton kissed or was kissed first by Garret Morris (in drag), then Bill Murray (not in drag). And I think Murray kissed a horse at the very end of the sketch, just to round things out.