Oh bother.
Bye OAOW. 
wanders off to get something to drink
Damn.
Bartender, scotch on the rocks, please.
:sigh:
Alrighty. Hopefully we’ve got a 7-11 where I can get some Slushies at this hour of the Night.
Sorry, Wanders, let’s hope your death was not in vain.
Sure you do, this is a modern Eastern European city. It just happens to be having a supernatural problem, but it’s not like we went back in time or anything.
We didn’t? Damn. I was so looking forward to wearing bodices.
Don’t let our time period hold you back.
If you want to wear a bodice, who am I to stop you?
Down with anachronism! Take off that bodice immediately!
Preferrably with a little music and mood lighting. 
:returning with Slushies and some mail:
Oi!
Apparently over in the new city of Doperville they lynched the one-shot Vig!
Madness! :sigh: Hopefully we’ll fare better toMorrow. On the other hand, the Coke and Cherry slushies here are DELICIOUS!
Alrighty then, let’s get the party started people. Who’s DJ-ing, and who’s bartending?
put’s on go-go boots and climbs into dancing cage
shakes booty
Flippin’ 'Eck
Sorry OAOW, hopefully you death wil not be in vain.
Well, in honour of the dearly departed, the bar will be stocked with a fine set of Lancashire Ale’s along with the usual spirits and slushies for the underage.
WoooOOOOooooo
I’m from Yorkshire
WoooOOOOOooooo
Hey! I’m not underage!
…I just like slushies.
Hold on. You mean you crossed the Pennines. :eek:
<grumble, grumble, mutter, mutter>
Alright, we will serve Yorkshire ale as well. Who would like a Black Sheep. 
Roosh: Who said the slushies have to be non-alcoholic 
Fuckaduck.
Sorry for my delinquency toward the end of Day One. My job has been especially challenging lately, and I’m taking two vacation days next week so I have to be caught up by the end of the day today.
Well, today IS friday, and it IS a long weekend. Drinking contest? How about, one shot for each paragraph Roosh squeezes into a post?
You kids can have your drinking games. Gave those up a long time ago. And besides, with a game like that, we would all be shitfaced very shortly.
Fuzzy Duck
Dude, are you trying to kill us? That’s totally a scum tell!
Well, you guys can have fun drinking, but there’s no drinking for me until I’m done sorting out all these bodices.