apparently I was the only non-heathen too busy celebrating Easter to play Day 1. I’d apologize, except fuck that.
ok. this was game was pitched specifically on two major premises - total off the wall bumfuckery and that we were all too busy to play this mafia. kudos to ATPG for holding up his end of the deal - it took me 15 minutes just to read and understand(?) my fucking PM
I’ll be holding up my end by being too busy to play this mafia; or at least, too busy to play it well. then again, even if I sat here for 8 hours a day I don’t think ‘well’ would be a word used to describe my game play, so whatever.
I’m far more interested in the atypical aspects of this game setup than in partaking in the traditional scum hunting bullshit parade, particularly since I started out with some neat tricks/items - more on that in a bit.
I’m male. my name is also all lowercase.
if anyone wants to contact me off board:
email: fubbleskag@speedofwood.com
aim: fbblskg
I will likely only be able to read two to three times per lowercase day. I might be able to sneak in a quick post or two each of those times, but that will vary depending on how busy I am with work, the family, or curing cancer.
I’m going to swear a lot. I also don’t capitalize sentences correctly 99% of the time. I’m not going to change either of these things, ever, so don’t waste your time bitching about it.
I will not be reviewing Day 1 thoroughly, unless I happen to need to look back for something specific. if you want my opinion on something specific, you’ll have to ask for it.
if you want to lynch me for any/all of the above, go ahead - I don’t need to survive to win, and based on the write-up and ATPG’s previous games, I don’t need to be alive to enjoy myself.
now, on to the good stuff.
I think I saw at least one person mention they had started with items of unknown origin, worth, and/or ability. knowing ATPG, I wouldn’t be surprised if more than half of you did.
I have the capability to inspect an item and provide some insight into one or all of these aspects of it. if anyone wants one of their unknown items inspected, I’m offering up my services in exchange for some gold.
I can inspect up to three items at a time, or focus all my energy on one item - I suspect that how much focus I put into an item directly correlates to either how much information I receive, or the accuracy therein (thereof?).
so, first come first serve - 100 gold for a standard reading, 300 gold to get all my focus on the item. you’ll need to PM ATPG to let him know you want to give me the gold/item for inspection as opposed to just saying so in the thread, but you’re welcome to express your interest and/or attempt to haggle publicly.