Coherency is wasted…on…and so am I. refills glass o’ Jack
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There’s also a whole bunch of those tiny plastic swords. You can find them stuck in the little voodoo doll that looks like you back behind the cheap gin.
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Excellent, I needed something to serve the Calamari on.
There’s a bowl of Pork Scratchings as well, if anyone’s interested.
The mood was one of growing excitement and general drunkenness. Nobody had slept more than a couple hours, as the party was long and boisterous. Santo Rugger still wore only a leopard skin thong. The group massed in the lava room. DiggitCamera did a head count. “Everyone’s here!” he exclamimed! “That means CatInASuit’s scum, right?”
“Not necessarily.” replied CatInASuit. “I mean, that part went on for all night. What if the T-1000 just couldn’t get away from the crowd?” “No, I’m pretty sure everyone went somewhere for a while.” said Zeriel. “I was the assistant barman, for example, and I had to go into the backroom to keep Boozy from eating all the brains. And if a terminator could move, I’m sure he would have.” CatInASuit paused, then said “Ah. I was busy sitting in the shadowy corner where we keep all the rope for half the night. It’s weird. You humans won’t huddle together, even when you have to.”
Everyone blinked.
“I mean, we humans should–I mean…uh…aw, fuck it.” And with that, CatInASuit barreled toward Sarah Conner–or Mhaye, as she was commonly referred to–growing and growing shiny as he did so. Fortunately, Sarah was on the other side of the large room, giving the town time to do something. “Somebody do something!”
“I’m just an ordinary scientist” said Zeriel. “Sorry, my gun’s in the garbage disposal” muttered DiggitCamera. “I’m sure my tiny key will do so much” sarcastically said OaOW. “And I’m out of rope…” thought Oredigger.
By this time, CatInASuit was halfway across the room.
Santo Rugger simply gestured at himself, indicating that there was no place to hide a weapon or tool. But this gave Oredigger an idea. With the skill of a professional, he simultaneously clamped his eyes shut, ripped the thong off of Santo Rugger, and prepared knots, all while shouting “HEY! LOOK AT SANTO!”
CatInASuit looked, and his logic processors took a couple seconds to reassess the situation. In a feat that has never been preformed and probably never will again, Oredigger managed to subdue the giant metal man with only a thong. With his eyes closed. In two seconds. He smirked as CatInASuit woke up and freaked out.
“Hey!” said Oredigger. “OaOW! Could you give me a hand with this?” OaOW ambled over. The two of them picked him up and heaved him into the lake of fire. The thong burned in seconds. CatInASuit melted soon after. There were cheers, whistles, and even a ‘My hero!’. Oredigger turned around, expecting to get the thanks of a hero, only to find that his spotlight had been stolen by Santo Rugger, who–still fully naked–was making out with an increasingly disheveled and slightly insane Sarah Mhaye Connor.
Congratulations, town! You got the Terminators, saved the lab, and got the girl! Almost Human, Blaster Master, Cometothedarksidewehavecookies, Zeriel, Oredigger77, DiggitCamera, DrainBead, Koldanar, Pollux Oil, Flyfisheron, Mhaye, OneandOnlyWanderers, peekercpa, Rysto, sachertorte, Santo Rugger, Boozahol Squid, P.I., Storyteller, dotchan, Total Lost, and Zsofia all contributed to this win. (There were a lot of subs).
And kudos to the scum team, who hung on for quite a long time! CatInASuit, Naf1138, NaturalBlondChap, ShadowFacts, ThingFish, and Rysto all stuck to it! (I don’t care how you count this, Rysto)
For those who wanted to see the scum thoughts (or my thoughts?), the board is here.
notsogenericscum.proboards101.com
Password for the machine shop is: Metallicated
Password for the spoiler board is: ifyouknowwhatImean
Password for the other board is off limits, as it is being used for my next game (which will be pimped in my next post.)
If you liked this game, come back for the next pede-modded game: SSB:I! (Stands for Subtle SCUM Based Infiltration/Intrigue)!
Features:
–A return to the borda count system you all know and love.
–Play as your favorite character from Super Smash Bros Brawl and beyond!
–Guest Balancing by two very experienced players, NAF1138 and Idle Thoughts.
–No-one is without powers!
Disclaimer: SSBI will not be run immediately after Marvel, nor after LoTR. It may run after a couple other here. This is good, as it is not finished yet.
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Oh ya!! Nice work Town. Not a bad job scum you guys kept me guessing. Woooo!
Thanks for an excellent game pede - really enjoyed it once I figured out what I was doing 
Yay town! Good job. Fun game, pede. Good job to you too.
Well-played Zeriel. Apologies for leaving you in such a state.
Hooray. Victory via thong. Much rejoicing. Cat’s scum, as usual.
Woooot!
No problem, I’m used to playing from a point of “Everyone is almost certain I’m scum”, that’s just the way it happens when you strategize off-the-cuff like I do anyway. Thanks for the chance to play.
So, CatInA threw in the towel? Sucka! Good game guys, that was a fun one!!!
There are still some unresolved questions about the game, though–foremost being “How does MHaye feel about his color couch time with everyone’s favorite Rugger?”
Curses, foiled again.
Who says murderous robots can’t cry?
Sorry, team. For those of you who were wondering what really happened on Day One: I copied BlaM (thinking that since he is a good player and wasn’t attracting votes, it would be nice to know if he was a power role). He, of course, turned out to be the T-800. This set me up for an agonizing weekend of trying to figure out whether the benefit to my team of getting an extra nightkill outweighed the risk of hitting a Connor.
I wasn’t at all sure at the time, and in retrospect I feel certain that I made the wrong move, since I failed to take into consideration how vulnerable my death would leave scum to the mass roleclaim. (Actually, I think that this setup, with so many Town players having not-particularly-powerful but nonetheless verifiable roles, made it very tough for scum to win; only NBC’s masterful play kept us in it as long as we were).
Anyway, once I had decided to go ahead and kill, I looked around for a likely target and decided on Boozahol, figuring that surely *the guy who had forgotten he was even playing in the game *was unlikely to have an exciting power role. So the question I am dying to hear the answer to is directed to Boozy: was that a brilliant play on your part, or just good fortune?
Anyway, well played, everyone. See you next game! Thanks for the modding, Ped. At least I died before having to see Santo in (or out of) his thong!
Curses we were foiled. Thanks pede for modding and a tip of the hat with bells on to the town.
Thing Fish, over on the scum thread we were able to communicate night and day. This helped massively in getting me lynched as CIAS NAF and Shadow could advise when to tone down or ramp up the scumminess all the time, so it was quite a team effort.
While I wouldn’t go so far as to claim brilliance. I was trying to seem monumentally disinterested in the game, in order to garner more interest from the scum than normal: John’s role in the game is only interesting as bait for the scum.
That being said, did I miss anything about his power (other than being a Connor vis-a-vis the T-800)? Can anyone think up something really useful other than self-confirmation for the Connor-question?
There was…a complex, dice-based, quasi-watcher and match-the-voice aspect to his role that I had kept secret. Hang on, I’ll C&P from the secret board:
Note that originally I was planning on shuffling around the roles to give JC to an experienced player, back when he could ask multiple questions, but without secrets.
Ahhh… now it makes sense for me. I was approaching the game as being fully open. I hadn’t considered the gameplot expanding the role. Sorry if I misused it, pede.
I, for one, credit storyteller for the town’s win. We might have figured it out, by ourselves, but, ultimately he spotted our best path (and still got lynched, even by proxy, for doing it).
And, like he’d tell you: if you’re a pro-town vig: wait for the best moment to kill at Night. Even in this game, I jumped the gun, but it was not as detrimental as it could have been.
GO TOWN!