Master of suspense… not quite.
Master of unpunctuality… YES!
And yes, “unpunctual” IS a word, I looked it up!
Well, we’re finally doing better and maybe a bit of luck on our side that the Avatar didn’t kill a townie.
Who wants to tend bar tonight? I think we ought to celebrate.
Oh Well, so zuma[sub]2[/sub] wasn’t the Avatar.
Who cares, another Evil Cultist bites the dust.
**Hal Briston’s ** spreadsheet is saved. The pool of possible Avatar’s is now really small and we are still in with a chance of pulling this off.
The tavern’s open, my card is behind the bar and drinks are on me.
We have lynched two Cultists in a row - let’s enjoy it while it lasts.
And here’s hoping for the same fun again tomorrow.
Ooooh, drinks are on CatinaSuit?! I’ll have top shelf gin and tonic then.
Yay for killing Cultists!
–FCOD
If this tavern has any music repro system, I’ll set up the Queen song.
I’ll have a glass of that vintage port. But only one, I don’t fancy the gout.
[haunting]
I can’t give you Queen, but I prepared this a few minutes ago in case Blaster Master hadn’t posted Dusk yet:
*Waiting for the fall of night
When a soul gives up its plight
Spectral figures come to claim
The latest body Townies maim
Gather round the shriveled husk
:25 or 6 to Dusk
*
Hey! 
I did check in that second day and say it’d be another full day!
I’m so unjustly persecuted.
…Sets up Karaoke…
…Sets up Ecto Trap underneath stand for passing ghosts…
…Passes microphone to MHaye and Hockey Monkey…
…Goes back behind bar and pours drinks…
shouts down from the peanut gallery
Hey, hey, I was town in that game. Distractingly shiny town that shot scumtells out my ass every time I posted, but still town.
On another note, we’re the 5th longest thread in MPSIMS, and it’s within our grasp to take #2!
a - 5,337 posts
Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) - 3,964 posts
Werewolf a game Part 2 (this time with MAFIA!) - 3,947 posts
Song Title Game - 3,914 posts
Mafia V: The Cult of Sekham - 3,850 posts
Another 50 posts and we’ll overtake NAF’s game. All we need to take #2 is another 114 posts.
–FCOD
And of course, that’s 100, not 50.
–FCOD
Given how many days we have left, I would reckon on at least 4,000 posts, but I see no reason why we should not overtake NAF1138’s game.
And if it turns out that we should’ve kept zuma alive, we can just say that we were acting in the best interest of setting a legitimate record. 
It was such a nice record too.
MWAHAHAHA! The true nefarious reasoning for my sadistic game design, to unseat M2 as the second most obnoxiously long thread in SDMB history.
** zuma ** (8) - Pygmy Rugger, FlyingCowOfDoom, USCDiver, Kyrie Eleison, NAF1138, Pleonast, Queuing, ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
** Pygmy Rugger ** (1) - zuma
** Voter - Action - Votee - Post **
** USCDiver ** - Vote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3597
** Pleonast ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3613
** NAF1138 ** - Vote - ** Queuing ** - 3658
** zuma ** - Vote - ** Queuing ** - 3659
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** Queuing ** - 3664
** zuma ** - Vote - ** USCDiver ** - 3664
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** USCDiver ** - 3671
** zuma ** - Vote - ** Kyrie Eleison ** - 3671
** Queuing ** - Vote - ** Kyrie Eleison ** - 3682
** FlyingCowOfDoom ** - Vote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3692
** Hockey Monkey ** - Vote - ** Queuing ** - 3694
** Pygmy Rugger ** - Vote - ** USCDiver ** - 3701
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** Kyrie Eleison ** - 3722
** zuma ** - Vote - ** CatinaSuit ** - 3722
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** CatinaSuit ** - 3725
** zuma ** - Vote - ** Pleonast ** - 3725
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** Pleonast ** - 3733
** zuma ** - Vote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3733
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3734
** zuma ** - Vote - ** Top Dog 
** - 3734
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** Top Dog ** - 3735
** zuma ** - Vote - ** FlyingCowOfDoom ** - 3735
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** FlyingCowOfDoom ** - 3736
** zuma ** - Vote - ** Pleonast ** - 3736
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** Pleonast ** - 3737
** zuma ** - Vote - ** NAF1138 ** - 3737
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** NAF1138 ** - 3738
** zuma ** - Vote - ** USCDiver ** - 3738
** Pygmy Rugger ** - Unvote - ** USCDiver ** - 3743
** Pygmy Rugger ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3743
** Kyrie Eleison ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3744
** FlyingCowOfDoom ** - Unvote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3748
** FlyingCowOfDoom ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3748
** USCDiver ** - Unvote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3749
** USCDiver ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3749
** MHaye ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3750
** MHaye ** - Unvote - ** zuma ** - 3752
** Hockey Monkey ** - Unvote - ** Queuing ** - 3759
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** USCDiver ** - 3762
** zuma ** - Vote - ** CatinaSuit ** - 3762
** Kyrie Eleison ** - Unvote - ** zuma ** - 3764
** Kyrie Eleison ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3764
** Pleonast ** - Unvote - ** zuma ** - 3767
** Pleonast ** - Vote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3767
** zuma ** - Unvote - ** CatinaSuit ** - 3772
** zuma ** - Vote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3772
** NAF1138 ** - Unvote - ** Queuing ** - 3776
** NAF1138 ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3776
** Pleonast ** - Unvote - ** Pygmy Rugger ** - 3800
** Pleonast ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3800
** Queuing ** - Unvote - ** Kyrie Eleison ** - 3802
** Queuing ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3802
** ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies ** - Vote - ** zuma ** - 3810
Alive
2 USCDiver
5 Hockey Monkey
7 NAF1138
10 CatinaSuit
12 Kyrie Eleison
14 Pleonast
17 Pygmy Rugger
19 FlyingCowOfDoom
21 Queuing
24 ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
27 MHaye
Dead
11 Mtgman - Non-Believer - Day One
4 zuma [Ver. 1] - Citizen - Night One
1 Kat - Cultist - Day Two
6 storyteller0910 - Monk - Night Two
15 DiggitCamara [Ver. 1] - Crusader - Night Two
20 Scuba_Ben - Citizen - Day Three
13 Hal Briston - Oracle - Night Three
29 MadTheSwine - Citizen - Day Four
9 SnakesCatLady - Citizen - Night Four
30 Captain Klutz - Non-Believer - Day Five
26 HazelNutCoffee - Citizen - Night Five
28 fluiddruid - Citizen - Day Six
18 amrussell - Psychopath - Day Seven
16 Fretful Porpentine - Priest - Night Seven
25 DiggitCamara [Ver. 2] - Citizen - Day Eight
22 Zeriel - Monk - Night Eight
3 Idle Thoughts - Cultist - Day Nine
8 sachetorte - Monk - Day Nine
23 zuma [Ver. 2] - Cultist - Day Ten
Substitutions
** Kyrie Eleison **(Repl. ** Clockwork Jackal **)
** Nava **(Repl. ** Captain Carrot **)
** Kat **(Repl. ** ArizonaTeach **)
** DiggitCamara [Ver. 2] **(Repl. ** Autolycus **)
** Zuma [Ver. 2] **(Repl. ** MonkeyMensch **)
** amrussell **(Repl. ** Pasta **)
** Pygmy Rugger **(Repl. ** Nava **)
** CatinaSuit **(Repl. ** Malacandra **)
You’re a better man than I, Blaster.