Mafia V: The Cult of Sekham

It had been many years since ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies had made her oath to the Monastic Order of Nairu. She had made that choice with the intentions of her life being one of prayer, meditation, and servitude to the followers of their goddess. Little could she had imagined that that decision so long ago would rest the fate of this town, no, the World upon her shoulders.

It had been two Weeks since their High Priest had been found dead and the rumors of the Cult of Sekham’s presence had become all but demonstratable fact. Despite her desires for a life of peace; when this news reached their monastery; along with her brethren Storyteller0910, Zeriel, and sachetorte; she had no choice but to do what she could to stop the them.

She had come to the town, fully expecting that she may have to lay her life on the line. With the death of FlyingCowOfDoom, she had returned to the monastery alone fully expecting to be the victim of the Prophet’s foul rituals that night. Unbeknownst to her, as she laid awake into the wee hours of the morning, though she laid awake preparing for her own demise, so too were the other townsmen nocturnally vigilant.

The sun had risen, and she had passed out seemingly only minutes before as the crow of the rooster startled her awake. It was, at first, a pleasant surprise to find herself alive until the moment of realization struck as she had quickly found her way to the village square to discover the slain USCDiver, and the battered and bruised pair of Kyrie Eleison and Queuing.

At first, she dared not distinguish the two; instead, she chose to be diplomatic as she offered each a chance to defend himself and indict the other. It seemed Kyrie Eleison was, by far, the more silver tongued, as he had convinced her that it was Queuing who was the Prophet of Sekham to the point that she was assisting him with the preparations for his dunking. But it was at that moment that an uneasy feeling grew in her belly. How could she let these two, neither of whom she could trust, be the ones to make up her mind? And so, it was at this moment that did what any good monk would do; she prayed and meditated.

It was many tense hours, as she sat in quiet seclusion in the temple’s inner sanctum. Queuing and Kyrie Eleison shared the uneasy glare of a hopeful townsfolk and a devious villain, each only hoping he’d done enough to convince her. But morning became noon, noon became evening, and evening became Night as she finally arose from her solitude.

Then, Kyrie Eleison and Queuing listened in ernest, and then in awe, as she laid out the many careful interactions of Kyrie Eleison with the other Cultists they’d found and executed. And so, she was certain, dead certain, that it was Kyrie Eleison who was, in fact, the Prophet.

He was in shock. Quickly he pleaded with her to put the same effort into remembering all the suspicious deeds of Queuing. Alas, his words for futile, for they fell on deaf ears. For better, or for worse, she had made her mind, and would hear no more of their trickery. Not another moment passed before it was now Queuing who delighted to enshackle Kyrie Eleison, as both he and ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies led the now morbidly silent Kyrie Eleison up the stairs to the edge of the pool of sacred water. With a smirk on the face of Queuing and an uneasy grimmace on that of the hesitant monk, they stood there for only the briefest moment of reflection. While ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies worried herself over the weight of the decision she’d just made, Queuing took the initiative and shoved the suspected Prophet over the edge.

faints

The suspense!!

**Blaster Master ** - Part 2

NOW!!!

You, sir, are a true bastard.

–FCOD

BlaM, I hate you.

I have a feeling ol’ Spaceman Spiff is going to be struggling with his karma for a few months.

He’s gonna wake up tomorrow with “vote Blaster Master” spraypainted in royal blue across his front door.

grabs laptop
slams door
walks away muttering

:mad:

It’s funny - the Firefly game has stopped dead in the water. Not even Roosh is posting over there. I think there are probably more than a hundred people watching this thread rigth now.

Ok, does anyone know where BlaM lives? I’ll go over there right now and kick his ass. Who’s with me?

–FCOD

Please don’t tell me BM is waiting for the page count to tick over to the top again - just for the hell of it

<lends FCoD a basball bat>

I’ve got a better idea: let’s unanimously lynch him in his “spaceman” incarnation

:smiley:

I am so close to agreeing with you, Diggit, it ain’t even funny. :slight_smile:

Scum tell though it may be, I’m willing to be the third vote on this bandwagon.

Enjoy,
Steven

Now, Queuing had always be a bit of an impulsive man. Though his beliefs seemed a complete mystery to his fellow villagers, he was hardly a stranger among them. Many a night had come and passed where he’d made quite the bit a fool of himself at the bar. Perhaps he’d just had a few too many drinks, but there was hardly a challenge he would turn away, or an argument in which he dared not impart his views. At times it made him friends, at others it made him enemies, but it always raised the brow of all who witnessed.

Regardless, it was the impulsiveness now that had brought about the circumstance. With breath held, ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies watched him fall toward the water’s surface in seeming slow motion until… he stopped.

In nearly perfect unison, the jaws of both Queuing and ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies dropped. They had expected him to at least float in the water, not above it. The morbidly silent Kyrie Eleison was silent no more as he raised his eyes to meet those of his foes. No longer were they the pale hazel green with which they were familiar, but the color of blood. His skin, glowed a faint yellow aura as he raised his hand in a sequence of gestures, as he spoke words unknown to them.

It was Queuing who first returned to his awareness. “He’s casting a spell!” Without a second thought, he launched himself from the platform, sending his body careening into Kyrie Eleison. He tackled him in mid-air, thrusting both of them past the edge of the tank and plummetting to the floor a dozen feet below.

It was a loud thud as they landed just out of the sight of ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies, obscured by tank of sacred water. With haste, she ran down the stairs. There laid Kyrie Eleison, flat on his back, the force of the impact causing him to cough and weeze a lung full of blood, with Queuing seemingly unharmed, his fall broken by the body beneath. With a gasp, gurgling the blood choking his throat, Kyrie Eleison spoke his final words: “A curse upon you and your household. Though I may die, our Lord Sekham WILL return.”

Though he deserved no such swift death, ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies withdrew the ceremonial dagger from it’s sheath upon her belt, and slit the throat of their mutual foe, Kyrie Eleison.

But one question remained, the fate and the faith of her last fellow, Queuing. She rolled him off of Kyrie Eleison to inspect his injuries. She released a deep sigh as she observed the massive wound in his chest… it seemed Queuing had been just a step too late in interupting his spell, and had taken the blast full on.

ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies,” he spoke he almost a whisper for the first time since the ordeal had began, " is… is he dead?" She sniffed, stiffling a tear, as she simply nodded, afraid to speak and let the emotion overcome her. “Then, I’m happy to have given my life in service to Nairu.” She offered a weak smile, and took his hand for the final few moments.

Finally, she came to her feet and observed the carnage the surrounded her. Though she now stood alone, she had stopped the Cult of Sekham. Though it would take many years for the town to recover from those fateful two Weeks, they did once again become a flourishing village where the legend of ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies and the heroic and selfless act of Queuing would live on in the hearts of the people for generations to come.

BOOO! I demand a recount! :stuck_out_tongue:

Good game everyone, it was lots of fun!

Kyrie Eleison, the Prophet, has fallen.

Congratulations to the Town, in a close and exciting game. Well played by all.
I will be opening up the Cult and Night information board shortly. You can find them both at http://baronsloth.proboards98.com/

I will also be posting my spreadsheet later today at http://mason.gmu.edu/~kdaffron/MV.xls

Please feel free to post any post game comments, stories, and questions in this thread now.

Nice ending BM. I sure am glad that cookies did all that work. That was a very risky gamble you took Kyrie, I was very surprised by it.

Good game, everyone, and thanks to BlaM for running it!

**Blaster Master ** - thanks for the excellent game

**ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies ** - Please come and accept your award from a grateful town for sheer bloody minded persistance in the face of great danger.