Magic 8 Ball football picks

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have asked the Magic 8 Ball who will win this week, and before we get to the results, let me explain the system.

I’d ask first if Team A will win. If I get a positive answer, I will confirm it with a similar question about Team B. If that answer is the opposite, it is confirmed. I didn’t know how to phrase point spread questions in “Yes” or “No” format, so these are all straight up results.

This is my test week. If it works out, I head to Vegas Tuesday and begin my life of wealth. Wish me luck.

Results:

TB @ ATL – TB
CAR @ CHI – CHI
IND @ CIN – apparently, a tie. Could not get a yes or no either way.
MIA @ CLE – CLE
DET @ DAL – DAL
NO @ NE – NO
PHI @ NYG – NYG (Mazeltov, Hal!)
AZ @ STL – STL
JAX @ TEN – JAX
OAK @ WAS – OAK
SEA @ SF – SEA
PIT @ BAL – PIT
NYJ @ DEN – DEN
BUF @ SD – SD
KC @ HOU – HOU (8-Ball’s got brass ones, I guess…)
MIN @ GB – GB

Thoughts?

2

Well it has Pitt beating the Ravens, so clearly it knows all!

3

I think, as always, the Magic 8-Ball knows all.

I also now think I’m screwed this weekend. But, at least my Giants are now a lock.

FTR, my wife picked Houston this week. I started to scoff at her, but then remembered that she correctly picked the Packers over the Falcons last week. Shut me right up.

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I’m suprised it’s afraid of the IND-CIN game.