Dunno, but maybe Hal Briston or sdrawkcab could tell you…
I’ve got you under my spell
-or-
just call me Samantha
I’m a typical Peruvian dish.
I hope my wife eats me, that’d be a good way to go.
I’m going to be betrayed by my best pal Macbeth
I am a King! Kneel before my hairy ass!
I’m a keystroke, somebody press the right combination so I can exist! I’m good for undoing things under the right conditions.
I’m a 1950s style car mechanic, complete with axle grease on my work pants and superior knowledge about locating spare parts for MGs.
I’m not entirely sure what I am.
Probably a bauble from a neckless that fell down the bathroom sink and is sitting in the drain trap with all the hair, and soap and toothpaste spit.
That assumes of course that you’re now an actual werewolf and not just some ungodly combination of an ordinary human and wolf, in which case everyday bullets would work just fine… 
Uh…well i really don’t want to know the answer to this question.
Being a knight of darkness,
centurion of evil and devil’s prince doesn’t sound so bad, depending on the pay scale and the perks.
I’m an imaginary viking conjured up form someone’s high school inside joke.
I wear a silly horned hat, and I really, really, really hate the French.
Arrrrg!
I wish you all well. Me, I’m not in any hurry, so by all means go next.
I’d probably stay pretty much the same, maybe better able to say considerate things at the right time.
No one knows who I am, but everyone knows who the guy behind me is.
I’m extremely badass for my size. The problem is, I weigh less than a dime.
I’m feeling pretty good about myself right now. Wow! where did all these supermodels come from all of a sudden? Why, yes, I will have another glass of Dom. Now, which football team should I buy, hmmm?
If any of you are in need of financial assistance…talk to the friendly loan officer at your local bank.
I’m either a traitor’s sword from the Song of Roland and maybe get to sit with a big axe and a couple of other swords in a rack somewhere.
Or else I’m an electric guitar, possibly a 1959 black Hagstrom ED46 DeLuxe, or a Vox Teardrop with built in fuzz and fx, covered in rabbit fur (!) or, more likely a black Guild.
Rumours I was an ice blue Stratocaster were false.
I’m very trustworthy and get to go on tour with my favourite musician, both solo gigs and with the group! Excellent! But I must run, I’m on stage in Tokyo right now!
Do you biddy-biddy-bum all day?
Things are pretty much normal for me.
Except it’s almost time for my nap, and I have to fight kaylasdads 1 through 98 for my share of the covers.