I’ve seen the ads and catalogs for mail-order brides, they are usually from outside the US. So where is all the men?
I’ve got a few female friends, good looking, good wage earners, that for one reason or another don’t have a social life, and therefore are not meeting men. If you don’t bar-hop or attend church social functions around here, the pickins can be slim. So where does one find a catalog of handsome furriners that can be perused and passed around?
Apparently there is or was just such a service, called eHusbands. Their URL doesn’t work for me, but it may just be a temporary problem. http://www.ehusbands.com
I did find one that works Mail Order Husbands Pretty slim pickings there, if you ask me.
Well, if anyone finds any mail-order-husband catalogs, let me know. Every time I send in my photo to a lonely hearts club, they send it back with an attached note saying, “Sorry, we ain’t that lonely.”
I’ll see if I can scare up any info on “Alaska Men” magazine, it was out a few years ago. Be warned though…“Welcome to the North, where the odds are good, but the goods are odd!”
This is what I’m saying. Plenty, and I mean absolutely plenty of us kind, loving guys that are also a little too busy to hit the dating scene just waiting to be taken. All ya gotta do is ask. And the best part is we’re free, and we ship ourselves, so you don’t even have to pay for that.
Yeah! Some of us are even housebroken. I admit I require a helluva lot of sand, but I do a pretty good job of covering up my poops. A heck of a lot better at it, I should add, than my sixty-two cats.