“We require that any match we provide be highly compatible with your values, beliefs and attitudes. This standard means that thousands of eHarmony users are often not matched right away.”
Guess this means I’ll be pimpin the five sisters for a while.
It took 30+ minutes to fill the darn forms out too!
The other personal thingy I filled out rejected my “does this rag smell like ether?” pick up line.
Oh well fear the wasted bandwidth and the turtle too!
Perhaps the system found you too good for any of the available ladies?
One can always dream… 
Screw internet dating, man.
Mail-order brides are where the real action is.
Maybe the “Harmonious” site subscribes to the theory of “How do you keep a fool’s attention?” answer: (Tell you tomorrow) and a scrapgiver at that. Example: (One at a time for the next couple weeks) until you get a few real nice ones just as your membership is about to expire and they haven’t replied yet.
It sounds like a great marketing ploy for the desperate and egotistic.
The site is free at the moment. Havent paid for anything. Was bored. Filled out the info’s.
I dont go out much, dont like the bar/club action, and I work a lot. I also need to squeeze in some workout time now cause Ive gotten too fat.
Only time I have is the weekend. I usually read or play on the puter all day.
I’d do the mail order bride thing if I had the money, cause it would be fun to learn russian from a native speaker.
They refused to match me too, the cheek of them! I’m not allowed to access the site because I wasn’t suitable 
Doesn’t stop them emailing me all the time asking me to pay to join (discounted rate)
Is there a mail order groom service?
No, because men typically aren’t as desperate as women to marry somebody for their money.
Now that you mention it, Bob, that rag DIDN’T smell like ether!
Was I good?