mail-order husbands

In My Humble Opinion
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So why are there mail-order brides, but not husbands? I think they are way overdue! After all, what woman wouldn’t want a man from Russia whose goals are to stay at home with the children and be a househusband, is the weaker sex and knows it? :wink:
Merla

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Whoa… hey… two sigs.

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http://www.mailorderhusbands.net , obviously.

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Perhaps I should refine that to “attractive mail order husbands”.

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I’d just like to volunteer for this.
I’m average height and slender with dark blonde hair and blue eyes. I’m a good listener and I cook. I make up for my shortcomings with regard to cleaning with a good sense of humor and an almost complete lack of mood swings. I’m a decent conversationist and speak two languages fluently and understand or get by in a few more.

My main interests are litterature, movies and science. I’m not extremely good with my hands but I can change a light bulb and do minor repairs when needed. I’m extremely low maintenance, and I’m not so ugly that I scare children.

Wife should preferably be intelligent, funny and attractive… like Lorelai Gilmore… wait, do I get to make demands like this? No? Damnit. Ah well, I look forward to fulfilling your needs for a man. Oh, and my semen is in good shape so if you want kids, no problem.

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Picky, picky, picky.

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So, ah- what’s your asking price? :slight_smile:

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[indent][indent][indent][indent][indent]:smiley: [sup]This should be moved to eBay.[/sup][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent]

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I am offeneded by the proposition. What about transgendered people? Where is the demand for men as women and women as meNNN?

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Heck! My house is a freaking mess! I need a house slave. What about mail order slaves. What’s the world come to when you can’t even order a decent slave on the Internet anymore?

Anyway I think it has more to do with the demand side of things than the supply.

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Damn, I wish I was Russian.

p.s. Hey Merla, I had no idea that you were Alex Mack!

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[QUOTE=WinstonSmith]
What’s the world come to when you can’t even order a decent slave on the Internet anymore?

[QUOTE]
You just don’t know where to look.

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Holy mother of god!! I used to watch that show all the time, and you’re right-she DOES look like me!! If I plucked my eyebrows I bet I could pass as her… that is, like 10 years ago. I didn’t look like that when it was on.
Only problem being… in that picture I believe she’s in 7th grade. While I’m a college freshman.

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Because women dont need to “buy”, or pay for a man(husband or otherwise), it would make no sense to have mail order husbands.

(Its the same reason you dont see any men streetwalking in the red light district trying to sell sex to women driving by)

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Would you be interested in a rental?

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For what it’s worth, Larisa Oleynik was born in 1981, so she’s now 22ish.

  • Rick
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[Moderator Hat ON]

To IMHO.

[Moderator Hat OFF]

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What? I get money too!?

Ehh… I dunno… enough to cover the plane-ticket and buy some food at the airport?

Man… there should be like a pamphlet or something about this… so, any information you need?

Oh wait. I’m a socialist, and a member of the former communist party, there might be trouble getting me into the country :eek:

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[blatant plug]
I met Alex Mack, kinda.

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I bet a lot would!

Shipping to Florida is $159 one way from Chicago. Not Russian, but Chicago is damn close!