Major Kong, will you stop crapping all over the forums?

[AncientHumanoid]

The Shittist just wants to love!

[Lobsang]

*Originally posted by Maureen *
**Lobsang, ask and you shall receive. This little gem irked me no end. **

I had forgotten about that one. It irked me too when I saw it last time.

[Major_Kong]

You continue to constantly fuck up posting to the correct forum:Wedding at St. Peter’s Basilica

Well, it was a religious question.

[Major_Kong]

As for banning, what rule did I break?

We have one basic rule: Don’t be a jerk.

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[Q.E.D]

This one, perhaps:

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Bolding mine.

[Ferrous]

*Originally posted by Major Kong *
**As for banning, what rule did I break? **

Personally, I don’t really give a shit if you stay or go. All I want, if you stay, is for you to not post every inane thing that comes into your head.

The friendly advice I’d give you, if I liked you, which I don’t, but anyway…Think before you post. Strive for quality, not quantity.

[Larry_Griffin-Kentzel]

Originally posted by Major Kong

As for banning, what rule did I break?

We have one basic rule: Don’t be a jerk.

Ahem . . .

Originally posted by TubaDiva

Since you already know about the first rule, let me tell you about the second one.

“Don’t piss off the moderators.”

'nough said?

---

Cajun Man ~ SDMB Moderator

[Snooooopy]

Posting the entire goddamn rules section in quotes oughta earn him a smack on the head.

[Major_Kong]

Posting the entire goddamn rules section in quotes oughta earn him a smack on the head.

Why? And why take the Lord’s name in vain?

[Mudshark]

Major Kong really should get some Immodium for that verbal diarrhea of his.

[Snooooopy]

*Originally posted by Major Kong *
**Why? And why take the Lord’s name in vain? **

You need to either post a link, or just quote the relevant parts of the passage instead of making everyone scroll through all of that text. It’s just proper form.

As for the Lord’s name … when exactly DID you fall off the turnip wagon?

[Dunderman]

*Originally posted by Ferrous *
**Anyway, I agree that the Major is a grade A fuckwit and Asshole Extraordinaire. **

That’s going a bit far. He has contributed as well as posted the stupid stuff.

Major Kong, this is coming from the closest thing to a fan you have here: stop with the idiotic nonsense content-free will-be-closed-in-two-minutes threads. Mmm’kay?

[fruitbat]

I absolutely agree with the pitting of our dear Mr. Kong. It wasn’t hard to get on the bandwagon with threads like, “I like Blue” and “500”. He is clearly a bit of a halfwit. He is however, a harmless halfwit and the calls for banning hardly seem necessary.

So Major Kong please put some thought into your posts. Take a break from starting new threads. Share when you have something to share. If you have been sharing the important parts of your life with us, then you desperately need to get a life.

[Tarantula]

Anyone who reads a thread called “I’m off to take a dump” gets exactly what they fucking deserve.

And Kong, just don’t act the fool. Eventually people will get tired.

That is all.

[Tarantula]

*Originally posted by Tarantula *
…exactly…

That’ll be the beer then…

:smack: :smack:

[MsRobyn]

*Originally posted by Tarantula *
**And Kong, just don’t act the fool. Eventually people will get tired.
**

Too late. It’s already happened.

Robin

[Philster]

Major Kong, if you keep it up, you’ll never be Lieutenant Colonel Kong.

[Caricci]

*Originally posted by chewbasta *
**Smee thinks crap posts settle to the bottom. Relax. **

While we’re at it, what’s with the quirky posting style, Chewbasta ?

[Munch]

As for banning, what rule did I break?

Dipshit, I’m not asking for you to be banned. I’m asking you to shut the fuck up and think every now and then. Taking a quick look at most of your GQ threads it’s easy to see that you have a decent head on your shoulders. Pry it out of your ass and use it once in a while.

[cuauhtemoc]

This is fucking ridiculous. We’ve had much more annoying people come and go than Major Kong, and they didn’t attract this much attention. This is a pile-on for the sake of a pile-on, pure and simple.