Major Kong, will you stop crapping all over the forums?

For fuck’s sake, the forums are full of your shit. It’s all over the place. Seems you can’t go 15 minutes without posting some idiotic piece of garbage in the wrong forum, can you?

Not 12 hours after getting warned for posting useless and annoying threads (see: Open this thread if you want to see me whip it out), you start up I like blue.. [Upon preview I see that the “Blue” thread was posted 2 hours before you were warned. Sorry.]

You continue to constantly fuck up posting to the correct forum:Wedding at St. Peter’s Basilica
Off to take another dump

You have a locked thread count that defies explanation:
I’m off to take a dump
Off to take another dump
I have a complaint (No BBQ in the BBQ Pit)
Open this thread if you want to see me whip it out

Wading through your crap to write this OP has proven painful. And this is coming from someone who has had gauze crammed up his ass for the last 48 hours.

Could you at least wait 5 minutes before you hit “submit” on your threads and really think if it’s a subject that is useful, or even in the correct forum? Could you spend that time seeing if you’ve actually spelled everything in the subject line correct?

Wow, you previewed and yet still managed to fuck up the coding that badly?:wink:

Anyway, I agree that the Major is a grade A fuckwit and Asshole Extraordinaire.

Yowza.

It’s a public forum. Apparently, freedom of speech is alive in these United States, Right or wrong.

And the coding is a fucking mess. You hurt my eyes, and for that, you will not be forgiven. Try sobering up before you post and flame somebody.

Smee thinks crap posts settle to the bottom. Relax.

Um… no, it is a privately owned forum and freedom of speech applies only to what the government can do… but thanks for playing.

Nah. The forum’s owned by the Chicago Reader, and they’re free to lock whatever they want, which they’ve done on occasion while dealing with things such as illegal activities.

Now, I got irritated when I saw hist first crap post, (I’m off to take a dump). I commend our fine moderators for cleaning up after his mess!

Why has this moron not been banned yet?

One day you might want to read the Constitution and actually understand it you complete fucking idiot. I hate it when people say shit like that.

Haj

Possibily because he has contributed in more menaingful ways to other discussions, and is therefore being given more leeway than a spammer troll.

Jesus Fucking H. Shiteating Christ on a Bloody Pogo Stick with Cherries on Top.

How many fucking times do we have to do the “Freedom of speech does not entitle you to shit on someone else’s stuff” conversation?

This isn’t a Yale Law Review article about what the fuck the 11th Amendment means, it’s fucking middle-school civics. So shut the everloving fuck up.

I have to admit I was surprised at as well.

And let me join the chorus of mockery over the First Amendment gaffe.

Yes Major Kong does seem just the tiniest bit self-absorbed doesn’t he? He doesn’t like his TV shows interrupted by missing children stories, his wanting nature to shut the fuck up so he can sleep and his total fascination with his own crap. I didn’t think intense self-interest was cause for banning though.

Bandanaman reminds me of a different type jackass that was banned, however. Not for misunderstanding the Constitution but for jumping into threads and making stupid, nasty and totally uncalled for remarks. Ayeup, I remember it well. . …

Well, the way I see it is this …

I’m not a mod. Therefore, I don’t have to read every thread in a forum. And if I see signs that a thread isn’t going to be interesting (and a very good sign of that is Major Kong appearing as the OP), I give it a miss. (Unless I’m in a really foul mood, and feel like mocking the poor sad git, that is.) Works for me.

Steve Wright, I agree. But the sheer mass of his excrement on display is overwhelming. It’s everywhere you look - and is at the expense of other threads I may want to take a peek at. And while I’m fully capable of clicking on “next page”, there’s bound to be another pile dung to wade through there as well.

SimonX, another good point. But how many threads posted to General Questions (that have been posted before 3 or 4 times in the past) are necessary to gain immunity from some serious reprimands?

I’m not asking for Major Kong to be banned. I’m just asking that he shut his fucking word-hole for periods longer than it takes him to flush.

I run a bulletin board, as some of you may or may not know. One “I’m off to take a dump” post … maybe, in an appropriate off-topic area. Two … well, that’s post-padding, and just immature. If every one of the SBMB’s eighteen gazillion members started a trivial thread … well, it wouldn’t be a good thing.

In the movies, Kong was the name of an ape.

And apes shit in their own hands and throw it at people.

And now you know…the rest of the story!

Goooodnight! :slight_smile:

I haven’t read all of MK’s posts but the ones I have read have been tame. I have nothing against MK.

However - feel free to provide me with links to threads that actually deserve pit threads about them…

(I’d check the linked threads in the OP but the hamsters seem to be stoned - it would take aproximately 4 hours to check the 7 or so links)

Lobsang, ask and you shall receive. This little gem irked me no end.

Just relax. In six more weeks the kids will be back in school and we will have a respite until the Christmas / Winter Solstice break. In the meantime, remember that freedom of speech does not mean freedom from being held responsible. Go get ‘em.