Come to think about it I am jumping on the pile-on. The light on my bicycle is brighter than Major Clown.
Ah sailor! After our unpleasant last encounter, I thought we would never achieve a meeting of minds again.
But we see eye to eye.
That has nothing to do with what I said. I asked you to name one person who posted crap all the time and wasn’t pitted. You responded with BZ000000. I explained that was wrong, as he was pitted.
You can draw the distinction that some people enjoy MK’s stuff, while no one appeared to enjoy BZ00000’s stuff. To me, that’s a mild distinction.
Are you kidding? BZ was one funny dude. His threads were a laugh riot in that no-one-can-be-that-stupid-yet-know-how-to-breathe type way. But he was one big pain in the ass. I miss him.
I didn’t say I was drawing that distinction, Biggirl. I said cuauhtemoc could draw that distinction (and implied “if he wants”).
Come on Biggirl, can’t back me up? I told you what that thing was that was floating in your Guinness.
Which way would you like me to back you up? You planning on kicking somebody’s ass or something? Or do you wanna be the guy too stupid to know how to breathe?
I did give advice on how to kick up your shit threads a notch.
I dunno, the “I’m off to take a dump” thread turned out pretty amusing, imo, and it ended two pages long. The other threads seemed pretty useless, but I at least found that one amusing in a bathroom-humor sense.
Don’t be obtuse, dantheman. This was the entire text of my post:
I never claimed that other posters this annoying were not pitted, I said they didn’t attract this much attention. Your request of me to name a such a person who wasn’t pitted had nothing to do with my assertion that they didn’t attract this much attention.
I already feel like a complete idiot for getting so involved in this. Major Kong, you’re on your own.
Both posters were pitted. Both threads have covered multiple pages. How is the attention that Major Kong is receiving any less than that which BZ0000 received?
I’m not being obtuse. You’re being inaccurate. Both posters were pitted and received plenty of abuse for their postings.
Looks like Major Doofus finally drove some Mod over the edge.
Yeah. It must have been a general confluence of different things, because i couldn’t see any one post that merited a banning by itself.
Whatever.
Someone finally though about the hamsters. 
Damn! Just when I was starting to enjoy things around here again!
“I know! We’ll whip up a #9 on 'em!”
I have to admit not being stunned at all, rather that he lasted as long as he did.
Lol, whatever happened to that BZ guy anyway? Same fate as Kong?
Yeup. I think the administration came to the conclusion that he was faking his stupidity. I sure hope he was, for his sake.
Me too.
I love how this place always seems to right itself.
First Hink, then BZ and now Kong? Ah, remember good ol’ Hink? A long and proud tradition of fake stupidity we’ve got here on the Dope, yessiree.
In addition to “Don’t be a jerk”, maybe it is high time for a “Don’t be a jackass” rule.