Let’s start this with an easy one: The Human Santapede 
@Prof.Pepperwinkle just offered this in the More Jokes thread:
Rebel without a Claus
Antlered States.
Little Shop Of Horrors with Hermie The Elf as the dentist.
Three Wise Men and a Baby
Silent Night of the Lambs
Santa Jaws.
Support Your Local Jolly Old Elf.
Roman Holly-Day
Elvez In The Hood.
Paint Your Sleigh
The Xmas Music Man
Blazing Reindeer Saddles
Star Trek II: The Wreath of Khan
Santa Claus is Comin’ to The Town
Silver and Gold Streak
Willy Wonka and the Frankincense Factory
A Star in the East is Born
Night Of The Giving Dead
The Egg Nog And I
Santa Baby Driver
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Xmas Sweaters
Some Like It Ho Ho Ho
Manger Management
Lord of the 5 Gold Rings
The Reindeer Hunter