A midget, a duck, and a priest walk into a bar…
The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?” The duck says …
“Not a joke at all my good man. I’m here with my friends to bet you $100 Pip the Mighty Squeak here can stand on one end of your bar and piss in a shot glass on the other end.” To this, the bartender replied…
Damn you, JZStone! (Oh no, don’t mind me…)
I really need to start reading/posting faster.
“How will he do that if he’s knocked out?” and promptly delivers a kung fu death grip to the midget.
The Duck, now obviously outraged, heads for the bartender and…
…whaps him on the back of the head with a stick, puts his dick in the bartenders mouth and gets a blowjob. After he’s done, the duck turns to the others and asks if anyone else wants to try. The priest says…