Make like a...

make like a baseball player and run home

like an atom and split!

like a lemming and run gleefully off a cliff into the cold, violent ocean.

make like a magician and disappear
make like a mailman and go postal
make like a bum and take a hike
make like a door and exit
make like an airplane and take off
make like a seed and grow away
make like a thief and get away

make like a bee and buzz off

I am stealing this from the Simpsons:

Make like my pants and split

Make like a breach baby and butt out.

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q4/makelike.html

dave