**Whiskey Dickens **WAS Elendil’s Heir’s friend.
Prof. Pepperwinkle sneezes when he eats salt.
Annie-Xmas recognized that story about my shooting someone was a gross slander and a repurposed but very old joke.
Gross Slander is Elendil’s Heir’s Pat Boone tribute band. There’s 144 of them in the band, and man, do they slander. \m/
Whiskey Dickens has seen the Patrick Stewart one man show of A Christmas Carol 1,742 times.
Annie-Xmas has got game and will dunk.
Intergalactic Gladiator is the 400 lb hacker that President Trump “visited” in his bedroom.
**Intergalactic Gladiator **–Where is that Pie?
Bosda Di’Chi was originally of Dicor, but got an upgrade on his starliner fare and ended up on Tricor instead.
Elendil’s Heir is only griping about slander because he’s upset that he just spent 20 minutes with an atlas looking for the Polish/Canadian border.
Crazy Canuck has actually had his picture taken on the Polish/Canadian border, guarding against illegal immigrants from Grand Fenwick, but if you ask to see the photo he’ll only insult your shoes.
Elendil’s Heir is so good at geography that, if you name a country, he can narrow its location to two hemispheres.
boson was Prof. Stephen Hawking’s favorite student, and was the only one he’d let oil the wheels on his chair.
Prof. Pepperwinkle did it with the revolver in the conservatory.
BBB started life as Capt. Haddock’s landlady’s third cousin once removed’s nephew’s eighth husband, but has, I’ve heard, largely recovered.
Elendil’s Heir believes in peanut butter.
Prof. Pepperwinkle does not believe in magic,
Annie-Xmas loves to use commas instead of periods to suggest that she had some mysterious additional thought that she chose not to share with us because,
Elendil’s Heir refuses to wear his father’s magic ring, which has protected the kingdom for centuries, because "It’s too tacky, and clashes with everything.
P.S. Why in the name of Og is the spellchecker proposing to turn “Elendil’s” into “Menendez’s”? Is there some cosmic connection we all need to know about? Elendil’s
TruCelt loves both Mexican and Gondorian food, and recently commissioned a feasibility study for a restaurant which mixes the two very different cuisines, to be called Menendez & Elendil’s.