Elendil’s Heir once mistook a porcupine for a jockstrap.
Elendil’s Heir was written up at work because coworkers will ask how he’s doing, and he’ll shout “KEEPIN’ IT GANGSTER, FAM. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IN THE 806, TRICK ASS BITCHES.”
Whiskey Dickens only drinks gin.
BBB’s grandfather very grumpily worked for the CCC during the Great Depression, and once peed on the bumper of FDR’s sedan.
Elendil’s Heir got most of his “deep and meaningful sayings about life” from TV commercials.
Mr. Zox is not only the master of suspense, he is also
Crazy Canuck likes to end every incomplete sentence with “a passionate supporter of the antidisestablishmentarian cause in Botswana.”
Elendil’s Heir caused Botswana.
Elendil’s Heir wears rubber boots daily as a political statement.
Mr. Zox is boson on alternate Tuesdays, and vice versa.
Prof. Pepperwinkle is transearthling.
boson will hit you if you say “Higgs” in his presence. And sometimes if you don’t.
boson single-handedly sank the Andrea Doria by forgetting to bring his little whistle with him when he came on duty. Mr Zox was bosun’s mate, but was reading “Hop on Pop” at the time.
burpo the wonder mutt was a guard at Fort Knox for a period of seven months, but never once got to see the gold.
Prof. Pepperwinkle did it with Miss Scarlet in the billiard room.
Barnacle will never, ever tell where he is blue at and the reason it is blistering.
The Stainless Steel Rat is actually just a mouse wearing an adorably tiny tinfoil hat.
** Crazy Canuck** is not really insane; just crazy like a fox.
Blue Blistering Barnacle had to stop watching Sesame Street – never really got it.
boson is Orson Bean’s son.