Whiskey Dickens is a religious fanatic who considers alcohol the devil’s drink, all novels as “made-up lies” and A Christmas Carol as sacreligious.
BRB getting fire, we’re going to burn Annie Witch-Mas at the stake for heresy.
She dumped a pile of coins on top of the bills when handing me change, which is expressly forbidden by Matthew 21:12. It’s one of the twelve hundred deadly sins.
Whiskey’s dad helped Ted Cruz’s dad pull off the JFK assassination.
As a kid, Astorian hung out with Whiskey Dickens and Ted Cruz in a tree fort they built together.
Blue Blstering Barnacle invented the binary system.
It’s a virtually unknown fact that Annie used to be gainfully employed as one of Santa’s elves but, because of Amazon, tragically lost her position due to downsizing. She carries the scars to this very day.
I first met Jasmine when I used to hang around biker bars in Florida. She was the Mongols chapter president’s old lady, no one messed with her.
Whiskey Dickens always wondered that if the river was whiskey and he was a diving duck that he would dive in and not want to come up.
When shopping for clothes, boson always checks the mirror, rotates 360 degrees, and checks the mirror again, “just to be sure”.
BBB needs to come up for air.
burpo the wonder mutt owns and regularly watches videotapes of every episode of “Joanie Loves Chachi”, but secretly feels that Joanie could do better…
Blue Blistering Barnacle? I seen that hood rat today, he was standing on the corner, leaning up against a post.
He say “but he tired. He been walking all day.”
That don’t befront me, as long as I get my money next Friday.
Whiskey Dickens stubbed his toe today in his city and sat down on the sidewalk and sucked it for longer that what you’d normally see an adult do. About 10 minutes longer.
boson is a mashed potato farmer. His spuds are never duds.
Prof. Pepperwinkle has ants in his pants. And he needs to dance.
Blue Blistering Barnacle mutes the TV shows and listens to all the commercials. Especially fond of the car dealerships and attorneys.
boson spits on every car dealership and attorney sign he passes on the street.
Annie-Xmas only ever steps on the cracks.
** Blue Blistering Barnacle** only eats blue cheese, blue trout, and blueberries.
Annie-Xmas was Angelina Jolie’s stunt double on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.