So, I got bored today, and I started thinking up names for strip clubs based on things familiar to members of the military, and here’s one I thought up:
The Ribbon Rack
So comon Dopers, gimme some military-themed strip-club names, real or completely made up.
Battle of the Bulge in my Pants
The Congressional Medal of On Her
Pants Her Attack
Marine Hard Corps
The Tit Offensive
Her Man Goring
Clitskrieg
You Lez Ass S Grant
The Desert Fox
The Revolutionary Whore
Double D-Day
Do I get a lifetime free pass if I name your strip club?
Except for “The Desert Fox” (which makes for an awesome stripclub name), most of those merely make for ok-to-good porn names (although “Her Man Goring” scares me somehow). And I’m not trying to start a strip club (though I’m sure I could get most of the airmen in my squadron to support such an idea), this was just another example of my bizzare randomness in action.
The Lanced Corporal
Corporal Punishment
Footlocker Follies
Mounting Cavalry
Boots and Saddles
BOHICA
Pulling Rank
The Atten-Hut
Captain Crotch
Uniform Code of Military Hawtness
Sergeant Sexxxxy
The Drill Instructor (heh)
Drop and Give Me Twenty
Spank Me, Sir!
The Stockade
Babes in the Brig