Make up some military-themed strip club names

Special Boperations

The Thin Red Gash
Shags of our Fathers
The Bumbusters
Das Booty

For the ladies (and those gentlemen who are neither asking nor telling) -

Cock and Awe.

More generally -

The O Club
Tits Ahoy (in a navy town, anyway)
Local Independent Headquarters for the Border Defense against the Ongoing Influx of Estrogen Enhanced Spousal Units

The Hot-Damn Busters

Private Partz

Major Skin

General Nudity

Five Star Genitals

Discharge Upgrades

Feet Soldier-Width Apart…Begin!

Fort Dicks (male dancers, gay crowd)
The Art of Whore
Breast Point

Or: Honorable Discharges

women missing action

Stand-To

The Trench

Master Seamen

Conduct Unbecoming

Dress of The Day

Tit-rep

Bombshells

Operation Babe-arosa
Muturally Assured Distractions
Project Habbacock
Ein-sex-gruppen
The Man-harden Project
Operation See-löw

white water

United States Bare Force

One I just thought of:

The Wild Weasel

On The General’s Staff

Do they really have strip clubs with names like these? Cause I swear some of this stuff sounds more appropriate for hardcore porn. :stuck_out_tongue:

B-52’s

That was (and may still be; I haven’t been to Toronto for some time) the name of an actual strip joint in Toronto. It was out by the airport.

Okay, how about:

The Wild “Blue” Yonder
Torpedoes
USS Hernet
Pearl’s Harbor
Double-D Days