Make up some military-themed strip club names

The Rocket Launcher.

One of the things every soldier of a certain age will remember is the speakers on the firing ranges announcing: With eight rounds ball ammunition, lock and load. Ready on the right? Ready on the left? Ready on the firing line. Commence firing.

Thus – Ball Ammunition.

Enough with this “ lock and load” balderdash.

Bunnyhug’s Ballyhoo

The Big Red One

or along literary lines:

Crotch 22
From Whores for Eternity
The Naked and the Dead

How about The Don’t Tell? Probably have to be a gay place.

The Bare Strip.

Booty Camp
Bare Force Lounge
Up and At 'Em Club
Missile Command
Best Point

All hands below