Think of something really odd. Now think of what it would sound like.
For instance:
CRUNCH…shuff…shuff
(eating a wad of pubic hair)
Flipslop! Flishshlup! Shibblup!
(jumping in rubber boots full of piss)
What do YOU think things would sound like?
HIYA thunk AAAAGGH HA thunk AAAIIEEE HEEYA crack WOOHOO (OW)
Karate-chopping off the arms of a cactus.
Welcome, everyone, to the “Channeling Don Martin” thread.
Already done!
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For those of you afraid to follow the link:
The sound of a trailer-trash-ho deep-throating a 18"DHIBJD like you’d despall a rifle with a barrel brush.