I’m willing to sponsor three people. First come, first served.
Put “SDMB Sponsorship” in the subject line, because if I don’t recognize you, I’ll delete you as spam.
First three only.
He says this after I have already paid :smack:
I’m in, thanks to Algernon.
You are the first one I did via proxy. I’m relieved to see that it worked.
Well, I’ve lost track of who’s still got sponsorships available, but if anyone is interested in helping a poor, unemployed father of one-and-a-half out, I’d appreciate it. My e-mail is samurphy1138-at-hotmail-dot-com.
At this point in my life, five bucks is too much to spend on fun - I haven’t even seen The Return of the King yet… And even though I haven’t been on the boards as much as I used to, the idea of no longer being allowed to makes me sad.
So, any takers? I promise to keep up my usual stream of occasional valid contributions to discussions, frequent lame wise-ass comments, and the occasional rant.
And, through the wonders of technology, I have my sponsor - THANKS!
So I have an SDMB sponsor - is that like an AA sponsor? Should I e-mail him if I feel the urge not to post?
I’m like Sanguine Spider, this is very hard for me to ask. But I love this place, it makes me laugh. Something that is very rare theses days. But I would be eternally grateful if someone could sponsor me for a year. I don’t post too much, but I’ve been here for quite awhile, and would hate to lose it. Thank you so much. My email is in my profile.
Or not. I thought it was, but I can’t see it Anyway my email is killerqueen76@hotmail.com. Thanks.
I have been sponsored! Thank you so much!! 
I have $5, but I don’t have a credit card. Can I send someone $5 in the mail so they can pay for me?
emekthian, I’d be happy to put it through for you. Just drop me a line (email in profile).
Anybody else need a proxy signer-upper? Don’t be shy!
Are these genuine offers? Why doesn’t everyone mooch off you guys?
As a poor Brit with no credit card I’d be eternally grateful for a no-strings attached (i.e. you won’t break my legs) offer.
I doubt I’m well liked/know enough though…cries
Well, the only way to become known is by posting, no? 
Send me an email.
I don’t have a credit card or pay-pal. I seriously doubt I’ll have a credit card before this summer. I also don’t want to mail Ed Zotti without exhausting other methods first, as he insists mail in payments be done as an absolute last resort.
** My offer**
I will mail a USPS money order to a Doper in the continental United States who is will sign me in, provided that you strike me as an honest type, and not a complete shyster. If you recognize my handle (I don’t post too often) and I recognize your name, that would be preferable. The money order will cover the $4.95 cost and include a small ‘tip’ for your trouble (a buck or two). My email is syncrolecyne@yahoo.com, and I live in El Paso, Texas.
When you get the money order and email me, I’ll send my SD password.
Indeed. I’ve done two or three already, and I’m at a point in my life where I’m glad I can say, “It’s only $5.” Send me an e-mail if you can’t find someone else.
It’s just been thirty minutes and I have recieved several emails. Thanks to all who wrote for their (very quick) assistance. I think I’ll be ok, so thank you all.
Lots of spots left here.
Just send me an e-mail please (ifthengoto@yahoo.com)
Gah, I keep forgetting that profiles aren’t visible to guests now. (Where is that smackie smiley now, damnit?) My email is sunfish9n@netscape.net, for anyone who needs to get in touch.
I would be happy to help you out, but you don’t have any email showing here, which makes it difficult to email you and offer. If you send an email to me with SDMB in the subject and your account information, I will sign you up.