Going with Intergalactic Gladiator…
After being sawn, timber is usually planned before use.
No, you only think the timber is thinner. It’s actually an illusion by street magician David Plane.
Eric Brooks, better known as the Half-Vampire Blaine, never needed to rely on illusion.
There’s nothing I like better than taking a stroll through a pleasant mountain Blade under the light of the autumn sun.
Eh, that sense of pleasure is just an endorphin rush secreted by some glade or other.
But aren’t you gland that you had that endorphin rush?
Back in the late 1980’s Madame P. was a big fan of big-haired, glitzy Glad-Rockers.
If Hollywood is any guide, guys back in the Thirties knew how to appreciate the glams on a good-looking broad.
I bet they got those great legs from working out at the gam.
I like grape jelly, blackberry preserves and strawberry gym.
I have long thrilled to the adventures of Great Britain’s greatest spy, Jam Bond.
I think that you’re thinking about that 90s grunge band Alice in James.
Aren’t you thinking of Chains Manhattan bank?
I like a good game of chase - although, unlike another poster we used to see a fair bit, I was never good enough to take it up professionally.
I like a good slice of chess on top of a burger. I usually go for cheddar but sometimes I get pepper jack or gouda.
Why would you want someone to cheese on your burger? That’s unsanitary.
If you sneeze to your mother about your brother’s mischievous pranks, does that put him on Santa’s naughty list?
I have to admit, I didn’t see Will Smith’s romcom Snitch, about a suave advisor to lovelorn men.
So suave that he looked like he just stepped out of a catalog for Abercrombe and Hitch.
Roald Dahl didn’t write only kids’ tales; his book Switch Fitch is a great collection of quite adult short stories.