I thought he left some beer in the bitch, but when I checked, I couldn’t find any.
You might enjoy a beer if you were watching one of the turns at the Edinburgh Fridge.
Aw, now you’re just gettin’ to big for your bridges!
I guess they were drinking too much beer when they set up the Obamacare website, given how many britches it’s had.
(Oops. That was “Edinburgh Fringe”, guys)
Hitches tend to be given short shrift by fellow criminals - especially in prison. Sometimes they live to profit from the wisdom of keeping their mouths shut…
Dr. Suess’s Sneetches were in prison? I don’t remember that part of the story.
Er, what I meant to say was
Dr. Suess’s Snitches were in prison? I don’t remember that part of the story.
From Sneetches to Mobile, from Memphis to St. Joe,
Wherever the four winds blow
I been in some big towns an’ heard me some big talk,
But there is one thing I know
A woman’s a two-face, a worrisome thing
Who’ll leave ya to sing the blues in the night
Spicy natchez cheese doritos are the bomb, yo
You know it’s a good party when everyone eats doritos and sings the Village People’s “Nacho Man.”
Does anyone ever sing it while climbing Macho Picchu?
I grew up watching Mr. Machu cartoons with his forever walking around barely able to see and going from one near-disaster to another, but I really liked his Christmas Carol version.
Did he ever do The Music Man? Then the near-sighted old coot could’ve wooed Marian Magoo.
Hey, isn’t Machu Picchu in Paroo?
I don’t think so. A Peru is a variety show featuring topical sketches, comedians, and music.
Could you tax variety shows? Might bring Uncle Sam some badly-needed revue.
When Madame P. and I stroll down the revenue, we make certain we trip any small children who pass our way. It makes for a rollicking romp, don’tcha know.
Wilkommen, avenue, welcome!
Sometimes a man gets very rich but remains boorish; my well-bred grandmother would say he’s a bienvenue.
Wasn’t the gift on the first day of Christmas a** parvenue** in a pear tree?