Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Do they have an old saloon bucket in which you can expectorate your chewing tobacco?

Back in the old days, I’ll bet roughneck, Wild West Canadian towns like Spitoon (in Saskatechewan) had plenty of them.

Sure, I used to watch saskatoons every Saturday morning on the TV, until my Mom turned it off and told me to go outside and play.

You used to watch cartoons when you were a kid? Were these horse-mounted infantrymen riding in formation or something?

Would cavalry do you any good against one of those giant mythical flying reptiles, you know, dragoons, like Smaug in The Hobbit?

Only if he would join me for a dragon of ale!

It’s Memorial Day, already. Got to put the flagon the stand. :o

French composer Claude Debussy wrote prelude N.8 Book 1 for Piano, aka The Girl with the Flag on Hair.

In the words of Mr. Miyagi: “Flaxen, Flax off! Flaxen, Flax off!”

The sound of a wax on horn sets my teeth on edge.

Do you think imaginary reindeer like Klaxon like it any better?

The 1939 Invasion of Poland lasted just over a month, thanks to the German Blitzen.

I knew a couple whose marriage lasted just over a month, due to a lack of wedded blitz.

Does a Jewish Oriental baby have to have a bliss?

In an orchestra, trumpets, trombones, French horns and tubas are commonly known as the bris section.

And the musicians are all dressed in fine fashions by the noted Bill Brass.

One of my favorite songs: Blondie’s “Heart of Blass.”

Especially that one couplet, “Once I had a love and it was a gas/ Soon turned out to be a pain in the glass.”

Has anyone assed you if you’ve had singing lessons?

Don’t know yet if I’ll be free Saturday night – I have to axe my girlfriend first.