Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Be sure to check so you don’t make an ask of yourself.

Hey, stop checking out my girlfriend’s asp! :cool:

Checking out her butt is not a little job or a slight errand; it’s a major ass!

I’m going to the beach and intend to task in the sun.

I love going to the beach and letting my girlfriend rub lotion on my bask.

The worst part of going on vacation? Putting all that junk in the suitcase; I hate to back.

Saturday, in the Pack, I think it was the fourth of July.

They say a dog’s park is worse than his bite. That doesn’t account for the teeth in my butt.

IMHO, Johann Sebastian Bark was a better composer than Beethoven.

They don’t compose music, but Bach’s candies are pretty good - especially their jelly beans.

My favorite toy growing up? My Lego building Brach’s.

(By the bag or by the box,
Candy love to share from…) :smiley:

This morning, I had to set all the blocks forward by one hour.

The underrated Wally** Clocks** was the voice of Underdog.

Get your cox on Route 66.

While digging a long tunnel in Minecraft, I ended up breaking five stone kicks.

I think Bricks Beiderbecke was a transformational jazz artist.

If you’re ever in New York and want to attend a jazz concert or a Broadway musical, you’ll have to buy some bix.

Well I would, but you just can’t teach an old dog new tix.

I like Linda Ronstadt’s version of, “Tricks of my Tears,” better than The Miracles’s.

After the Northridge Earthquake, there were tracks in the walls of my house.