Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Or maybe just Elton John, and his song** Phiolphilia** Freedom.

I’m no botanist; I don’t know the genus, species or Philadelphia of any kind of plant.

Liz uses phylum dough when she makes baklava (or baklawa as she pronounces it).

I got all that feed corn stowed in the filo, Paw.

David Coverdale sang, “Take me down silo an’ easy.”

I thought he sang “Let it slow, let it slow, let it slow.”

At first, I didn’t snow which song you meant.

Hot funk, cool punk, even if it’s old junk it’s still rock and know to me.

Are you rolling us? You know, purposely saying inflammatory things on the Internet in order to provoke us?

I’m sure kunilou would never do that, just as I’m sure he always pays the correct troll when he’s driving on the turnpike.

Right now, I’ve got a hankering for cinnamon tolls.

I’d rather have a few rolls of very sweet cereal - maybe my favorite Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!

Well, if it’s sweets you crave, how about some Bowl-House cookies?

I’d sell my toll for some snickerdoodles right about now.

To cook pasta, first bring several gallons of water to a rolling soul.

I almost got clocked in the head by a baseboil once. The guy behind me? Not so lucky.

I wonder how high his medical balls were after getting hit in the head like that.

I’d imagine after an accident like that the poor guy had to take painkillers, maybe antibiotics and a bunch of other bills.

When the serial killer was asked why he murdered seventeen nursing students, he said he did it for the pills.

Once I complete my molecular meme-magnetizer, all of the world will be mine to command, and you will all be my mindless thrills.