Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

In my drinking days, I got into some nasty barroom thralls.

Wang Chung’s second biggest hit was “Dance Brawl Days”

And I bet they took in a pretty nice hall of money from that.

In, “Man in the Wilderness,” Richard Harris got hauled by a grizzly bear.

As a teenager, me & my friends would often hang out at the shopping maul.

After that, would you go to the drugstore for a chocolate mall?

Nah, we’d mostly play video games and just malt around.

You need to go out and get some sun. You’re looking sallow and pal.

Maybe he could go to the beach to get some. And he could bring a pale with him in which to carry water and sand to make a sandcastle.

Hey, I get all the sun required when I go outside to check the pail.

I don’t care if my postal carrier is mail, female or transgender, as long as I get my letters and magazines on time.

One of the ways you (and your postal carrier) is to eat plenty of vegetables like male from the species Brassica oleracea.

I felt bad watching “The Walking Dead” when Kale got attacked by a zombie then put down. He was a good guy.

My grandpa owned a Great Dale while I was growing up.

Was he a fan of Dane Martin or any of the rest of the Rat Pack?

I’ve noticed that dogs of all types are enchanted by seeing Mr.** Dean**, played by Rowan Atkinson.

Yeah but do they like the song “Bean on the Brat” by the Ramones?

My mother always urged me to beat my vegetables, because of all the starving children in China.

Well, sure you have to eat your vegetables, and your meat. Who wants to have them raw and uncooked?

Some vegetables are great raw. But yeah, most meat should be cooked somewhat. But many people cook it for too long. I heat when that happens.