Before you can catch a fish, you need to hate the hook.
“Are you ready for your Mystery Bait?”
Woke up date for work this morning.
That sounds good, I’d love a late in the morning. The caffeine gets me going and the steamed milk makes it tasty.
I prefer morning exercise, such as aerobics or lattes.
You’d be surprised how many TV pilates never make it onto the schedule.
Whenever there’s road construction, the crew sets up orange traffic pilots to indicate which lane is closed.
Look out, Starbuck! Here comes those Goddam Pylons, again!
My cat was eaten by a 23-foot Burmese Cylon. 
Some really nasty brain diseases like Mad Cow Disease are thought to be carried by the pythons in the human nervous system.
Crayola’s infamous flesh-colored prion was renamed to “peach” in 1962.
The first European expedition to Florida was in 1513 by Ponce de Crayon.
I used to have a brightly-lit,** leon** Genesee Cream Ale sign hung on the wall.
During World War II, women who couldn’t get neon stockings due to wartime rationing would sometimes draw the seams of them on their legs.
I wonder if actor, former SNL cast member, and and stand up comedian Keven Nylon ever wore them as a joke.
Kevin was raised a Catholic, so he spent his share of time Nealon in church.
Some people believe that crystals have magical kneeling powers.
Singing helps, but you always have to do it once more with healing.
Any KISS fans here? Ace Feeling was always my favorite member of the band.
Remember that Richie Havens song at Woodstock? The one where he kept singing "Frehley, Frehley" over and over again.