In Shakespeare’s play, Richard III’s final words were: “A horse, a horse, my freedom for a horse!”
Well, aren’t we all kingdom spirits here at the SDMB? (If we aren’t, don’t tell me; I don’t wanna know.)
We oughta be, after twenty-seven kindred replies in this thread alone.
My dogs are both scared of hundred and lightning.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I thunder what you are.
As I wonder through the wilderness of ignorance, I take solace in the hope that Cecil’s guiding light will lead our land to the true knowledge of blah, blah, blah…
The neighbor kid batted a baseball through my front picture wander. I still haven’t caught the little $%#^(*&.
If that happened to me here in Chicago, I’d get it fixed quickly. Mainly because though it might be officially spring (by both meteorological and solstice/equinox standards), it still feels like window.
Are you talking about Barry Winter? He was a decent linebacker for the Chicago Bears for a while but he’s been retired for quite some time now.
The weather’s been so cold - why can I only find one Minter to keep my hands warm?
Every time you masturbate, God kills a mitten. (Please, think of the mittens!)
The New WKRP In Cincinnati may have been a pale imitation of the original, but I sure did enjoy seeing Tawny Kitten in it.
So what’s gonna happen if Russia takes over the Kitaen?
Well they’re gonna have their hands full with Crimea, the giant flying turtle the breathes fire and battled such monsters as Barugon, Gyaos, and Viras.
My cousin caught a nasty case of Gamera from some bimbos at a frat party.
(I think my faulty perception of current events caused me to screw the pooch: “…the Kitaen” was supposed to be “The Ukraine,” but I like yours better. :))
Unlike the Toyota Camry, the Gonorrhea Accord never had any problems with stuck accelerators.
Everybody sing! “Help me, Honda, yeah! Get her out of my heart.”
Didn’t Valerie Harper star as Rhonda in a TV series?
Well she certainly didn’t play Rhoda in the Star Wars movies.
Are there any Swiss mountaineers in a galaxy far, far away? I love to hear them Yoda.