Playwright and actor, Sam Shepard was actually a member of the group The Holy Yodel Rounders.
When my kids were infants we hung modals over their cribs to give them a little visual stimulation.
You hung Mobile the alien newscaster from Futurama over their cribs? Poor kids!
Despite becoming one of the most famous actresses of Hollywood’s Golden Age, Greta Morbo retired at age 35 and never acted again.
I wouldn’t take the Garbo out to the curb Monday morning, so Mrs. Burpo threw it at me.
We take the garage bin to the curb on Monday evenings here. Madame Pepperwinkle never has to remind me.
Sauerkraut is a traditional side dish made from fermented garbage.
Charles** Cabbage** invented the first mechanical computer, beginning his efforts in 1822.
To protect from unwanted visitors, a castle would frequently raise its babbage.
Mrs. Burpo likes nothing more than a big bowl of drawbridges in cream. I’m gonna barf.
With the advent of smartphones, does anyone actually use a Strawberry anymore?
I don’t think Edward Teach, also known as Blackberry the Pirate, ever used a smartphone.
“Blackbeard singin’ in the dead of night…”
There’s a construction crew outside my house, using a blackbird to dig a trench.
Lauren Backhoe was only 20 when she was cast with Bogart in To Have and Have Not.
My former roommate had a pet Bacall that she used to let wander out of its cage, until my cat tried to eat it.
Baseball player Tug Macaw is the father of C&W singer Tim.
I preferred Snagglepuss over Mcgraw Gorilla when I was a kid.
I don’t care for gorillas, but I really like Magillas, those incredibly cute little mammals that once supplied fur for women’s fancy coats.
“My little chinchilla” is a catchphrase coined by W.C. Fields.