Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Did W.C. Fields ever visit France, especially the City of Lights, or “gay chickadee”?

Wasn’t that the nickname of Val Kilmer’s character in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? Gay Paris?

Everybody sing! “O Bury Me Not On The Lone Perry…”

Say a little prairie that I can actually sing.

Antonio Villaraigosa was the third Mexican-American to have served as Prayer of Los Angeles, and the first in over 130 years.

I just can’t get into John Mayor’s music. I could get into his ex-girlfriend, though.

Whenever you purchase music, the rule is caveat emptor: Let the meyer beware.

Aspirin was invented in 1897 by Buyer Corporation – they lost their trademark status as part of war reparations following WWI.

Does a Bayer actually sh…I’m not finishing that one, sue me!

When embarking on a hike through the wilderness, be sure to take along only the bear essentials.

If you are hiking through the woods of the Black Hills in Maryland, watch out for the Bare Witch…or not, since the whole thing was made up, even if some people didn’t get that memo.

Wasn’t Blair an old song by Gilbert O’Sullivan?

I think it’s Clair you don’t know what you are talking about.

It’s Clair that somebody doesn’t get the point of this game.

That did seem like a clear post, and I mean clear as in unusual or odd, not clear as in the umbrella term for sexual and gender minorities that are not heterosexual, or gender-binary.

Mrs. Fudd is upset that I haven’t gotten as far in my wabbit hunting queer as I could have.

When hunting wabbits, always bring a career of water to stave off thirst.

(And remember to “bold” the key word to stave off confusion. :smack:)

I swear, Kenobi, if that band doesn’t knock it off by 10:00, I’m gonna trash that canteen.

That’s pretty harsh. What did Cantina, a young man in a novel by Voltaire, living a sheltered life in an Edenic paradise and being indoctrinated with Leibnizian optimism by his mentor, Pangloss, ever do to you?

I don’t know about him; I’m just sitting here nibbling on a Candide apple.