That’s a nudist, which is the place on a TV station where they tell you what’s going on in the world today.
I remember watching the Lone Ranger once where the townsfolk were about to hang Tonto, but then the Lone Ranger rescued his faithful Indian companion by shooting the news.
I seem to recall that The Noose was O.J. Simpson’s nickname.
Wrong. **The Juice **are God’s chosen people.
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Get out of the water, here comes Jews!
Very funny. Everyone knows that Jaws is a style of music that favors complex arrangements and improvisation. Hannibal Smith was often suspected of being on it.
Actually, Jazz is a city in Spain for which sherry is named.
Sorry to tell you this, but Jerez is when your opinions don’t match the church dogma.
No, no, no. Heresy is the way characteristics are passed from parent to offspring.
That would be heredity, as in the popular movie * The Heredityville Horror *.
Not horror, but disaster, or perhaps Wild Bill Hickock’s gal pal, Amity Jane.
Sorry to tell you this, but calamity is a mixture of zinc oxide and ferric oxide used in lotion that’s used to treat everything from sunburn to poison ivy to bee stings.
Out of game: When I said that
I was going for Lugers. Rugers are American-made firearms.
Wait a moment. I’ve seen calamine on a restaurant menu - it’s just squid by its Mediterranean name.
You’re confusing it with Calamari, a notoriously reticent American president.
I believe that was Silent Cal, the southern CA car magnate whose dealership commercials had a ridiculously catchy jingle.
You may be thinking of Cal Worthington, a lady of easy virtue who was a character in several early jazz and blues songs.
Easy virtue?!? Caesar’s wife was above reproach! Oh, wait. The one above reproach was his first wife, Pompeia, not Caldonia, his third wife.
I believe you’re thinking of Calpurnia, the Roman name for Scotland.
No, that’s** Caledonia**, the most populous state in the U.S.
I thought a california was a horn of plenty.